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Song Parodies -> "Are You Galled, The Way I Gloved You?"

Original Song Title:

"I Just Called To Say I Love You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Stevie Wonder

Parody Song Title:

"Are You Galled, The Way I Gloved You?"

Parody Written by:

Stan Hall

The Lyrics

Not just another proctological glove song ...
First time we fought,
Your claim I’d caught
You off guard with a lucky punch, nobody bought.
Tho’ you got decked
You lacked repect
So I signed on to fight the rematch that you sought.

Back on the mat,
I laid you flat,
You couldn’t beat the 10-count to resume combat:
Two jabs to gut,
An uppercut,
And once again, dazed, on the canvas floor you sat.

Are you galled, the way I gloved you?
Are you galled the way your flaws I bared?
I’m appalled you say I shoved you …
In your dreams! It’s just at bottom I’ve more heart.

To my alarm,
“Third time’s a charm,”
You boasted, braying, “This time I will do him harm!”
I didn’t fear
You could come near
To that, but that, KO’ed again, you’d buy the farm.

That final meet
Was short but sweet
It took less than a round for his’try to repeat
No saving bell
Prolonged your hell
And proved you should’ve quit while you could still compete.

Are you galled, the way I gloved you?
Are you galled the way your flaws I bared?
I’m appalled you say I shoved you …
In your dreams! It’s just at bottom I’ve more heart.

Yes, you sprawled each day I gloved you.
Then you bawled “He played the match unfair!”
Tho’ you’ve called the way I gloved you
Most unseemly, it’s at bottom I’ve more heart.

© Stan Hall There's gotta be a real-life instance among professional practitioners of the sweet science this parallel, but none of the three-peat encounters that come readily to my mind quite match up. Oh well ...

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 9

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John Barry - January 17, 2008 - Report this comment
You went 15 rounds and won the decision.
Johnny D - January 17, 2008 - Report this comment
The security code that I'm about to type in to post this comment is TNT ... *jab* *jab* *BOOM*!
alvin - January 17, 2008 - Report this comment
being gloved either way doesn't sound particularly pleasant...like stevie wonder, i didn't see this coming
Meriadoc - January 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Excellent pacing
Kristof Robertson - January 17, 2008 - Report this comment
You totally Koed the original, Stan! Wonderful, witty writing. 555+
Peregrin - January 18, 2008 - Report this comment
5's! Anything but the original :)

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