That dog thinks that he's so cute
Looks like he wears a suit
That dog thinks that he's so sweet
I'm gonna kiss his feet
He's lying very flat with his back legs out behind
I know he's thinking I'd be hard pressed
Better critter to find

That dog sometimes acts so bad
He tears apart his doggy bed
He gets into my tissue box
And tampers with my socks
He doesn't really mean to make a mess
Just wants to make his presence known
And he knows that I'm just gonna laugh
oh, when I arrive home
Because I tell him

That I love him, and I walk him
And I feed him turkey spam and weiners
He knows that I love him
And I walk him
And I'm gonna do
All that I have to, to win his love

He's been living here a long time
And he's been playing me a long time
You know it's true
He's been cared for, for a long time
He wasn't running for a long time
He's stuck to me like Elmer's glue

that dog, that dog, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah

That dog knows every single day
We'll get the ball and play
He gets wrapped up in his Cudjoe mode
And keeps my hand at bay
He's gonna guard it like his prey
Holding on with all his might
But what he doesn't realize is that
He always makes my world right
That's why I know I'll tell him

That I love him, and I walk him
That I feed him Turkey Spam and weiners
Tell him that I love him
That I walk him
And I'm gonna do all that I have to, to win his love...