Song Parodies -> "Back On The Toilet Again"

Original Song Title:

"Back In The High Life Again"

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Original Performer:

Steve Winwood

Parody Song Title:

"Back On The Toilet Again"

Parody Written by:

CM1

The Lyrics

A little spin on the Winwood classic. Hopefully, no one will be too appalled by it.

It used to seem to me
That the urge came on too fast
And I had to find a bathroom
Just before I felt a blast
But when you're on the can
You're already sitting down
So don't be surprised to see me
With boxers pulled fully down

I'll be back on the toilet again
All the drains I clogged one time will be stuffed up again
I'll be back on the toilet again
All the food digested once will show itself again
And I'll flush and wipe with one hand free
And let the feces out of me
You don't want to be near me
Back on the toilet again

It used to be the worst
To have diarrhea in me
And I hope that now it's solid
And not liquid like my pee
So if my bowels allow
It will be a bit more fun
And I'll let the feces come out
And I won't stop 'til I'm done

I'll be back on the toilet again
All the drains I clogged one time will be stuffed up again
I'll be back on the toilet again
All the food digested once will show itself again
And I'll flush and wipe with one hand free
And let the feces out of me
You don't want to be near me
Back on the toilet again

Well, not too gross, I hope.

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Director of Insane Activities - June 23, 2004 - Report this comment

Where's that Purple Hobbit "aoid" who used to work in Pasadena at JPL?

aiod - June 23, 2004 - Report this comment

Hey, CM1 (if that is your name), don't you have anything better to write about?

Director of Insane Activities - June 23, 2004 - Report this comment

Hey there, aiod, or aoid, or whatever, seen Ms. Otter recently?

John Barry - June 23, 2004 - Report this comment

Mardvelous! 5s.

aoid - June 23, 2004 - Report this comment

I'M THE REAL AOID! And I think this song stinks.

MrMacphisto - June 23, 2004 - Report this comment

*hums the Eminem song* "Will the real aoid please shut up?"

the fake aoid - June 23, 2004 - Report this comment

Sorry, I don't know any songs by Eminem.

zfunky1 - June 23, 2004 - Report this comment

This is so foul butt I just had to read it. I don't think I'll be able to listen to Steve Winwood again.... thank you thank you thank you!! Fantastic pacing!!

Hugh G. Rekkshun - June 24, 2004 - Report this comment

I'm with Aoid; I just can't see the humour in this.

Mike Hunt - June 24, 2004 - Report this comment

Hey Mister Rekkshun - you're from Great Britain or Australia, aren't you? Or are you from Uranus?

Lee V. Mediately - June 24, 2004 - Report this comment

Never mind Hugh; he's just a lurker.

Ivana Tinkl - June 26, 2004 - Report this comment

You'll never guess where i'm from.

David Pratter - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment

Half funny, half disgusting. Overall, it's a good parody. I wrote a parody with a similar theme on this site, which is a parody of "Here in Your Bedroom" by Goldfinger. I also did a parody of the same original song about the cheerleading movie "Bring It On Again".

Chris H. - December 07, 2005 - Report this comment

Ha ha , that was really funny. I thought most of it was funny , I wrote a similiar parody , so I understand the frustration of trying to get it accepted.

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