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Song Parodies -> "Death By Chocolate"

Original Song Title:

"Angel of Death"

Original Performer:

Slayer

Parody Song Title:

"Death By Chocolate"

Parody Written by:

Goggleboy

The Lyrics

Good ol fashioned food parody
Scrumptious, my diets bane
Dessert that I want you to try
Slow chewing, tooth decay
Sugars that cleanse you of your life
Drawn in like moths to a flame
Just a slave to the sugarcane
Have a slice,
Chocolate mud cake of death
Four different flavors left to try!

Mud cake of death
Star of the after dinner spread

Delicious, virgin olive oil
The secret ingredient of love
Beat the eggs, without mercy
To benefit the rich creamy taste
Plain flour, with unsalted butter
Take a knife, pierce it intensely
Excellent, now for the next step
Dark chocolate you will now apply!

Mud cake of death
Star of the after dinner spread
Infamous, chocolate
Mud cake of death

*instrumental*

Pour the milk, inside the bowl
Add vanilla extract and mix nice and well
Brown Sugar, than cocoa powder
Preheat the oven and bring to a boil
Freeze it cold, then nuke it hot
How long will it last in this house full of children
Baked together, sticky sides
Just a matter of time til you eat the last piece

Millions will be made, just to be consumed
Finding it's way to the mouths of brides and grooms

Chocolate mud, have a bite
Open wide as it goes deep inside of you
Masticate, the mouth that feeds
Signaling the end of your dietary nightmare
Stomach pains, reach out for you
Mud cake of death made you sick
Nausea tenfold
In hotels, prying eyes
Topped with whipped cream or milk chocolate frosting

Pathetic, shameless gluttons, satisfied
Chocolate mud cake of death, all for me

*instrumental*

Mud cake of death
Star of the after dinner spread
Infamous, chocolate
Mud cake of death

Mud cake of death

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Dylan Baranski - December 14, 2020 - Report this comment
I bought this album earlier this year, and it's funny because there's a restaurant chain in my home state that has a "Death By Chocolate" cake on their menu. In any case, this is a very refreshing parody, so here's 555 pounds of chocolate chips, sugar, flour, eggs and water for you!

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