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Song Parodies -> "Nothing But Bare Yoohoos"

Original Song Title:

"Nothing Compares 2 U"

Original Performer:

Sinead O'Connor

Parody Song Title:

"Nothing But Bare Yoohoos"

Parody Written by:

Kristof Robertson

The Lyrics

OK; so the parody's tasteless... but so is the practice it's describing!
It's been many months since Britney Spears
Went without her lingerie
Now all these starlets try to boost careers
Hollywood clam on display
Cam-e-ras poised, and it's "Oops, I did it again!"
("Will this get on the Channel 5 news?")
Tried to eat my dinner in an L.A. sushi den
Too sashimi; but man, check out the views
Of nothing but bare
Nothing but bare yoohoos!

They're so da-arn tricksy, them limousines
Exit strat-egy went wrong
Suddenly I'm confronted by your plumbing
Starin' at a freakin' thong!
You could shag some himbo; release the DVD
Call that cop a nasty ol' Jew
But talk to your agent, and guess what he'll tell you:
Guess what he'll tell you?
He'll say "Girl, you should be flashing the trash;
That's the IN thing to do... the paps will coo!"
Coz nothing compares
To winsome, bare yoohoos

[Random starlet singing]
What's so wrong with going pantless, mama?
(I) mowed my "front lawn"
Now, I've got a busy day
A slot on Conan O'Brien, and some soft porn
Makin' money off my All-Amer'can Pie!

No underwear
Nothing but bare yoohoo
Lohan just glares
Nothing but bare yoohoo
Oooh, that fresh air!
Nothing but bare yoohoo

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 11

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Jason - June 13, 2007 - Report this comment
This is Excellent! Bare YooHoos? You have got me thinking for some reason......
Adagio - June 13, 2007 - Report this comment
You mentioned it so many times, that I guess you do like the bare stuff. : D Funny!
Jack Wilson - June 13, 2007 - Report this comment
Loved it! and a first line mentioning a bald female singer, in parody of a song by a bald female singer, that was great! 5s
alvin - June 13, 2007 - Report this comment
right on target
Wolverine - June 13, 2007 - Report this comment
HEY! Where's the song about chocolate drinks without their labels? ;-)

Great Job Kristof
Dee Range - June 13, 2007 - Report this comment
A brash bare gash bash....I love it! Right up my alley, so to High 5's
Matthias - June 13, 2007 - Report this comment
Yet another tribute to Britney Spears's best part
Adagio - June 13, 2007 - Report this comment
Oh, Dee!! Geez. Now that was.....(I'd better shut up)
Kristof Robertson - June 13, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks a bunch Jason, Pat, Jack, Al, Wolfy, Dee and Matty...
AFW - June 13, 2007 - Report this comment
yoo hoo-ted this one all the way...Kristof...really hits the slot, er, spot...
stuart mcarthur - June 14, 2007 - Report this comment
you say "yoo hoo" I say "doodah"

either way, she just continually brightens our days doesn't she Kristof? - and very nice choice of an OS whose singer shares the same inclinations towards her locks as Britney does - beautiful write - 555

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