Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Yeoman under Captain Kirk"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Yeoman under Captain Kirk"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

This one is dedicated to Yeoman Randy in the original series. Well, you never know... ;-)
My tractorbeamīs, attracting guys
īCos Iīm a Yeoman on Enterprise
I look so hot, and see this face!
How the hell can they stay on base?

They want to find out
If I will put out

Consoles explode, dimensions shift
I canīt get open this turbolift
The worst thing, when itīs this black
I get so many hands on my rack

Thereīs two of us here
The panic is near

Jim Kirk, I hope it isnīt Jim Kirk
Jim Kirk, I wish it isnīt Jim Kirk
Jim Kirk, I pray it isnīt Jim Kirk
That Jerk, I hope it isnīt Jim Kirk

He grabs my ass, and tries to kiss
Hits the nose then another miss
He doesnīt know, about my hilt
Iīm a man deep below the kilt!

Heīs in for surprise
On this enterprise

Jim Kirk, I hope it isnīt Jim Kirk
Jim Kirk, I wish it isnīt Jim Kirk
Jim Kirk, I pray it isnīt Jim Kirk
That Jerk, I hope it isnīt Jim Kirk

I really am a knockout bay-bi!

Heīs not gonna beam
But Iīll make him scream

Jim Kirk, I think itīs always Jim Kirk
Jim Kirk, I think itīs always that Jerk
Jim Kirk, this time heīs gonna find out
That Jerk, Iīm gonna put him to rout


"Ohh No! Ohh No! Ohh No! Ohh No!"
Đ Peter Andersson. (This could have been transformed to a parody about the London Blackout, though I think that my other submission today; "Mall rats and Englishmen comes out when the powerīs down" turned out to be a better choice for that subject). :-)

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 

In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.

Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   1

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Ad Observer - August 31, 2003 - Report this comment
The ad on the right, for "Red light clothing store", I think Iīm gonna fall over.
Phil Alexander - November 16, 2004 - Report this comment

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 1092