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Song Parodies -> "Green Eggs and Ham (Part 1)"

Original Song Title:

"Rock You Like a Hurricane"

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Parody Song Title:

"Green Eggs and Ham (Part 1)"

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The Lyrics

Last year I submitted a parody of this song using an abridged version of the Dr. Seuss story Green Eggs and Ham. I decided to revisit it, go the Trapped in the Closet route and do a new 2-part parody using as many of unique lines as possible. This is part one.
Would you like them here or there?
Would you like them anywhere?
I would not like them here or there.
I would not like them anywhere.

Would you like them in a house?
Would you like them with a mouse?
I do not like them in a house.
I do not like them with a mouse.

(Chorus x2:)
Sam I am
I don't like Green Eggs ahd Ham

Would you eat them in a box?
Would you eat them with a fox?
Not in a box. Not with a fox.
Not in a house. Not with a mouse.

I would not eat them here or there.
I would not eat them anywhere.
I would not eat green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

(Chorus x4:)

I don't like Green Eggs and Ham!

(guitar solo)

Would you? Could you? In a car?
Eat them! Eat them! Here they are.
I would not could not, in a car
I would not could not, not all at

You may like them. You will see.
You may like them in a tree?
I would not, could not in a tree.
Not in a car! You let me be.

(Chorus x4:)

Sam I am!

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Total Votes: 3

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Jonathan - May 05, 2014 - Report this comment
I do not like Green Eggs And Ham this parody however is pretty good! 5's

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