Song Parodies -> "Charlie Sheen Winning"

Original Song Title:

"Winning"

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Original Performer:

"Charlie Sheen Winning"

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The Lyrics

This guy is NUTS! What else can we say?

Yesterday I was feelin' down.
When I needed a fix and it couldn't be found
I have "tiger's blood" and I'm all f***ed up
You know, I read today I'm a Hollywood loser
Even my wife said I abused her
The media said I'd lost more than I won

I had a need, had to snort some "dust"
There were two hot blondes...that must have been lust
I was living in style when it all fell in
On "Two & a Half Men" I looked like a jackass, all burned out
Brooke must have called,
there's a lady cop, and she's waiting outside the door

I'm winning!
I'm winning!
I'm winning!
I'm winning!
I'm winning!
But I didn't intend on losing my kids

That show, it belonged to me
"It was the wrong time", said Chuck Lorre
Up at "Sober Valley Lodge" I'll stay for now
I can't keep away the damn reporters
But, I agree there's a need for interviews
And to win again

I'm winning!
I'm winning!
I'm winning!
I'm winning!
I'm winning!
But I didn't intend on losing my kids

I had a need, had to snort some "dust"
There were two hot blondes...that must have been lust
I was living in style when it all fell in
On "Two & a Half Men" I looked like a jackass, all burned out
Brooke must have called,
there's a lady cop, and she's waiting outside the door

I'm winning, yeah yeah
I'm winning
I'm winning
I'm winning
I'm winning
But I didn't intend on losing my kids

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Old Man Ribber - March 24, 2011 - Report this comment

Jeff - His tour is selling out for now. CBS wants him back. Could it be that all this was a cleverly-planned and brilliantly-acted ploy? NAAAAAA! (Good job!) ;D

John Barry - March 24, 2011 - Report this comment

Ah, the banality of celebrity.

Twichick - March 24, 2011 - Report this comment

Haha very funny! Check out my paraodys (Edward's girl,- Rick Springfield I kissed a vampire-Katy perry, Tiger's Blood Fried Charlie's sheens brain- Creepshow, and Rehab- Amy Whinehouse. (-these are the authors name included after my parodys) but yeah great job!

UnSheenedVotress - March 25, 2011 - Report this comment

it's the ~SHEEN Machine~ a bloomin' SEX machine . . . that's the ~SHEEN Machine~ ! it's mean & lean, that SHEEN Machine! taking M-TV to new heights, unseen . . . that SHEEN machine !

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