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Song Parodies -> "Hillaire Porche"
Original Song Title:
"Tom Sawyer"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Rush
Parody Song Title:
"Hillaire Porche"
Parody Written by:
LoriLoud33
The Lyrics
A homage to one of the most successful teachers: Hillaire Porche.
A modern day teacher
Mean mean stride
Today's Hillaire Porche
Mean mean pride
Though her mind is literally full of cruel people
She literally puts him down as soon as possible
Her reserve, a quiet defense
Riding out the day’s events –
The car
What bad children say about her cruelty
Is what they say about society
-Catch the kids – Stop the fighting
-Get the Lysol – Destroy the germs
The cruelty is the cruelty is
Her hatred and scars are deep
Maybe as her madness are red as the blood
Today’s Hillaire Porche
She gets aggressive on bad children
And the space they invade
She pins bad children to the floor
Yeah, her mind is literally full of cruel people
To any god or government.
Always hopeless, yet discontent
She knows markers aren’t permanent –
But a pen was
What bad children say about her cruelty
Is what they say about society
-Catch the kids – stop the fighting
-Get the Lysol – destroy the spit
The cruelty is the cruelty is
Her hatred and scars are deep
Maybe as her eyes are red as the blood
Exit the teacher
Today’s Hillaire Porche
She gets aggressive on bad children
And the energy they trade
She gets right on to
The friction of the day
Mean mean stride
Today's Hillaire Porche
Mean mean pride
Though her mind is literally full of cruel people
She literally puts him down as soon as possible
Her reserve, a quiet defense
Riding out the day’s events –
The car
What bad children say about her cruelty
Is what they say about society
-Catch the kids – Stop the fighting
-Get the Lysol – Destroy the germs
The cruelty is the cruelty is
Her hatred and scars are deep
Maybe as her madness are red as the blood
Today’s Hillaire Porche
She gets aggressive on bad children
And the space they invade
She pins bad children to the floor
Yeah, her mind is literally full of cruel people
To any god or government.
Always hopeless, yet discontent
She knows markers aren’t permanent –
But a pen was
What bad children say about her cruelty
Is what they say about society
-Catch the kids – stop the fighting
-Get the Lysol – destroy the spit
The cruelty is the cruelty is
Her hatred and scars are deep
Maybe as her eyes are red as the blood
Exit the teacher
Today’s Hillaire Porche
She gets aggressive on bad children
And the energy they trade
She gets right on to
The friction of the day
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