-> "Crypt Keeper."
Original Song Title:
"Hearthammer"
Parody Song Title:
"Crypt Keeper."
The Lyrics
The gates of an old mansion open..
Walking up to the mansion..
It's a scary sight, the doors open.
We take a look around the house.
Then go down the stairs to the basement..
In the basement, there's a coffin.
And a familar ghoul pops-out of it.
He greets us with hello boils and ghouls.
The Crypt keeper is his name.
Scares and laughs are his game..
He's a corpse but a funny one..
Crypt Keeper, your ghoulish host.
Crypt Keeper, with the most.
He's the host. A ghoul too cool for school..
He is your ghoulish host with the most..
Comedic ghoul that crypt keeper..
Voiced by John Kassir, tells us scary stories.
With celebrity stars.
Like Arnie, Demi Moore and Tom Hanks.
Like Dan Aykroyd and Michael Berryman.
Catherine O Hara and Jeffrey Tambor.
Katey Sagal and Kyle Maclachlan.
Delightfully creepy..
Love his show.
Doing the Crypt Jam.
Hello boils an ghouls.. Crypt Keeper..
He's your ghoulish host.
With puns to spare.
Stories so good they're frightful.
Gore and guts, and bad people about to meet their end.
Crypt Keeper, master of the tomb.
Crypt Keeper, master of gruesome puns.
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