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Song Parodies -> "Mormon Bris"

Original Song Title:

"More Than This"

Original Performer:

Roxy Music

Parody Song Title:

"Mormon Bris"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

I concealed at the time
That the moyl was a Mormon
Failing plans, nothing right
Couldn't find cousin Norman

At three it transpired
Well, close to two-ish
But the moyl that we hired
Was not even Jewish

Mormon bris, you know we're having
Mormon bris, faulty planning
Mormon bris, ooh farklempting

It went fine all the while
This un-kosher incision
Not a seam out of line
Though against our religion

Don't care anymore
Moyl is a Mormon
Circumcision with style
That dazzled the doorman

Mormon bris, almost misfortune
Mormon bris, errant foreskin
Mormon bris, just don't tell them

Mormon bris, bluff this
Mormon bris
Mormon bris, bupkis

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 10

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Peregrin - August 21, 2012 - Report this comment
Very enjoyable (from a non-participatory perspective)! Great choice of OS as well :)
Rob Arndt - August 21, 2012 - Report this comment
Unusual topic, but 555!!! Did they do it on the 8th day ;-)
John Barry - August 21, 2012 - Report this comment
Clip 'em young.
Meriadoc - August 21, 2012 - Report this comment
Very funny concept Pop! Was sacred underwear put on after the snip?
Porfle Popnecker - August 21, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks for the nice comments, everybody!

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