Song Parodies -> "Pee In A Cup"

Original Song Title:

"Start Me Up"

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Original Performer:

"Pee In A Cup"

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The Lyrics

oh the perils of drug testing, alack alack

please pee in a cup
yes pee in a cup, get every drop
please pee in a cup
yes pee in a cup, i am a cop

you were playing hot
not like you cheated but you use'ly flop
so pee in a cup
yes pee in a cup, we'll see what's up, see what's up, see what's up
see what's up

why were you good this time?
don't say you're getting high
you will incur a fine

so flop it out
and take a pee
then we will take it and
put it in this here machine

pee in a cup
pee in a cup
once you've started give it all you got, each drop, each drop

when you compete
you usually bomb out in your first heat
so pee in a cup
if there's spillage then you mop it up, mop it up, mop it up, mop it up

why were you good this time?
don't say you're getting high
you will incur a fine

you make me wait
you're looking green
you're palms a sweaty as you look at the machine

pee in a cup
pee in a cup, boy give it all you got, you got, every every every drop
pee in a cup, son you best pee in this cup
every every drop

why were you good this time?
don't say you're getting high
you will incur a fine

did you pass wind?
where is the pee?
the likes of you i've never never seen
yehhhh

pee in a cup
when you start it it will never stop, never stop
never never never stop
pee in a cup
ev'ry drop, ev'ry drop

go go!
you sure do take your time
boy
sooner see dead men go
go go!
you'll be a dead man boy

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Tim Hall - July 15, 2006 - Report this comment

The title brought back memories of drive-in movies.

Anonymous Bob - July 16, 2006 - Report this comment

555. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sir Bertram the Sword-Dropper - July 16, 2006 - Report this comment

If a police officer would actually sing this song with Rolling-Stone fire during a drug test, I think the person who is tested would be too intimidated to pee, or would pee too early (in the pants). 555

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