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Song Parodies -> "Novichok"

Original Song Title:

"Start Me Up"

Original Performer:

Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Poo-Poo Pravda

The Lyrics

He used Novichok
He used Novichok to take one off

He is gonna off
Some of his victims, one method used to stop
People who stand up
Might fill their cup with Novichok
Novichok in the cup, fuck 'em up

He's made many men die
Made many women die
Made many people die
On opposition he ain't keen
Piss him off, you might no more be seen

Not just Novichok
Is in his arsenal he'll use to snuff
There's polonium too
His agents kill people in broad daylight in the streets
When Ukraine stood up
He sent the tanks in, death toll went up
Guy's sent thugs, violent thugs, ice-'em thugs

He's made many men die
Made many women die
Made many people die
Your eyes dilate, your lips go green
When you're poisoned by his Mafia machine

Don't act up
Don't act up
You could be poisoned or shot
One way or another you will be stopped
Farm is bought
You're poisoned with drugs, offed by his thugs

Shredded, bled, but dead you're

He's made many men die
Made many women die
Made many people die

And some would ape his deadly deeds
Orangeatan who'd like to see opponents bleed

He too has his thugs
That he fires up after he has snorted his drugs
Snorts his drugs then fires up thugs
Drugs and thugs
Snorts some up, fires 'em up

One, a kid, made two people die
With an illegal gun
The drugged one praised this scum

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CML - September 14, 2020 - Report this comment
Nice little piece of dark humor you got here; PPP; be a shame if anything were to ... happen to it

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