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Song Parodies -> "Addicted To Trash"

Original Song Title:

"Addicted To Love"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Robert Palmer

Parody Song Title:

"Addicted To Trash"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

Here is song Number 13 out of my Weird Al Revisited Project where I parody all of the same songs that Weird Al has parodied and the same topics that Weird Al has discussed ONLY completely mixed up. This one combines Weird Al's "Addicted to Spuds" with "Trash Day". Enjoy!!!
Your home's a dump... There's chicken bones...
Fruit rinds and busted phones
This huge mess is a disgrace
It smells like piss and human waste
This trash heap... Sure ain't a treat
Your stained couch is so cheap
You watch rats fight for green cheese
Your garbage pit would make me heave
Ohhh Oohhh

You know it stinks but you're immune to the stench, Oh yeah!
It's closer to the truth to say that you're never quenched
You know you're gonna have to face it
You're addicted to trash

Rusty road signs and ragged screens
Cross your doormat and you'll hear screams
Watch your feet, You'll step in slime
You'll hear a hiss as possums whine and raccoons bite!
They won't behave
They're hangin' in this refuse cave
Pizza crumbs, Stinky shoes
And you'll find toxic ooze
Ohh Ooohh

You know it stinks but you're immune to the stench, Oh yeah!
It's closer to the truth to say that you're never quenched
You know you're gonna have to face it
You're addicted to trash

Might as well face it, You're addicted to trash
Disgarded plastic, You're addicted to trash
Far from sarcastic, You're addicted to trash
Grab a waste basket, You're addicted to trash
Let me rephrase it - You're fixated by trash

You've filled your lawn that pile grows
This swill's extremely gross
Your wife's stressed... Your kids gripe
Parents are pissed - You should be sniped!
Ohhh Ooohhh

You know it stinks but you're immune to the stench, Oh yeah!
It's closer to the truth to say that you're never quenched
You know you're gonna have to face it
You're addicted to trash

Might as well face it - You're addicted to trash
Watch in amazement - You're addicted to trash
You're so complaisant while addicted to trash
It's such defacement -You're addicted to trash
Shocked the whole nation - You're addicted to trash
Folks are frustrated - You're addicted to trash



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