Song Parodies -> Simply Inadmissible
| Original Song Title: | "Simply Irresistible" |
| Original Performer: | Robert Palmer |
| Parody Song Title: | "Simply Inadmissible" |
| Parody Written by: | Merry & Pippin |
Judge ruled it not permissible
Mirandize, it went missable, (where, where?)
Came push to shove, was skeptical
He criticised the ethicals
D.A.’s fazed, but the court, saw the cart ‘fore the horse
He resigned to remorse, blames the boys on the force
Such smooth testifyiery, but now it’s kinda
Simply inadmissible
Simply inadmissible
The cops, they got too clout-able, d’uh!
Had suspect kicked about-able
They treated him coercible
His wounds are irreversible
Made a stretchable law, used a long bow to draw
Sullen judge, he guffawed, as he listed our flaws
A proven confessionry, but now it’s kinda
Simply inadmissible
Simply inadmissible
Simply inadmissible - we defined all the loopholes in the evidence
Simply inadmissible - plea declined, now we’re on our way to woe
Corroberatables are cracking and are flawed
This legislating we’ve endeavored is no more
The awkward premise is, that guiltlessness is all
Defense was objectiv-y; now it’s kinda
Simply inadmissible - Seedy kinds of all low-lifes gave their evidence
Simply inadmissible - weasley crime; but another gaped loop-hole
The evidence was dubi-ful
As proof, the Judge ruled moot-iful, ooh-ooh-no-no-no-no-no!
Found charges were abys-imal
Arrived at this: dismissable!
It’s a shame: missing corpse, this the judicial warps
All the holes in this forum are as large as a horse
Well, it used to be credably, but now it’s kinda
Simply inadmissible
Simply inadmissible
Pleas withdrawn: spate of yawnin’ thru the jury went
Simply inadmissible
Undergone a reversal tech-ni-cal
It’s foregone, that this felon here is “innocent”
Simply inadmissible
Conga line, crook is leadin’ out the door...
Simply inexplicable!
Mirandize, it went missable, (where, where?)
Came push to shove, was skeptical
He criticised the ethicals
D.A.’s fazed, but the court, saw the cart ‘fore the horse
He resigned to remorse, blames the boys on the force
Such smooth testifyiery, but now it’s kinda
Simply inadmissible
Simply inadmissible
The cops, they got too clout-able, d’uh!
Had suspect kicked about-able
They treated him coercible
His wounds are irreversible
Made a stretchable law, used a long bow to draw
Sullen judge, he guffawed, as he listed our flaws
A proven confessionry, but now it’s kinda
Simply inadmissible
Simply inadmissible
Simply inadmissible - we defined all the loopholes in the evidence
Simply inadmissible - plea declined, now we’re on our way to woe
Corroberatables are cracking and are flawed
This legislating we’ve endeavored is no more
The awkward premise is, that guiltlessness is all
Defense was objectiv-y; now it’s kinda
Simply inadmissible - Seedy kinds of all low-lifes gave their evidence
Simply inadmissible - weasley crime; but another gaped loop-hole
The evidence was dubi-ful
As proof, the Judge ruled moot-iful, ooh-ooh-no-no-no-no-no!
Found charges were abys-imal
Arrived at this: dismissable!
It’s a shame: missing corpse, this the judicial warps
All the holes in this forum are as large as a horse
Well, it used to be credably, but now it’s kinda
Simply inadmissible
Simply inadmissible
Pleas withdrawn: spate of yawnin’ thru the jury went
Simply inadmissible
Undergone a reversal tech-ni-cal
It’s foregone, that this felon here is “innocent”
Simply inadmissible
Conga line, crook is leadin’ out the door...
Simply inexplicable!
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the party of the first part gives the party of the second part fives for all the PARTS...hate the OS....dug this a lot
he he
Here are your 5s...you've been served
How say me? Guilty on all three charges ;)
Totally enjoyable
lol... 5-5-5
very entertianing!! hehe 5's
If yer song's got wit, you must fives git!
Well judged
Another great parody:)
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