The Stones are on with "Start Me Up"
And then "Satisfaction"
When they hit commercial break
A classic song is butchered "great"

I can't sleep, I can't eat
Shame on you, ABC
Your ad sure bites, can't believe
Another gim mick's all you need

Whoa, you like to think no one's immune to this show, hoo yeah!
I'd rather watch an island show starring Gilligan, you know
You're gonna have to face, I'm not addicted to "Lost"

I see the ads on ABC
I'm runnin' down to take a pee
I come back, I washed my hands
Another ad for TV's "Lost" is on again

I haven't watched
Nor will I now
I thank you all, get canned in Fall
If Robert Palmer heard
He's spinning in his grave

Whoa, you like to think your parodies are so smart, yeah, yeah
It's closer to the truth to say that weeee've had enough, you know
You're gonna have to face, I'm not addicted to "Lost"

Might as well face, I'm not addicted to "Lost"
There ain't no way I'll be addicted to "Lost"
Might as well face, I'm not addicted to "Lost"
There is no way I'll be addicted to "Lost"
Might as well face, I'm not addicted to "Lost"

(Guitar solo)

"My Name is Earl," a classic show
Shows like that are no more
I laugh hard at Earl's deeds
Give the awards to Jason Lee

Whoa, you like to think no one complains 'bout this (bleep), oh yeah
Won't ever watch this show because the ads are so dumb, you know
You're gonna have to face, I'm not addicted to "Lost"

Might as well face, I'm not addicted to "Lost"
Show's a disgrace, I'm not addicted to "Lost"
I don't wanna see it, not addicted to "Lost"
Might as well face it, I'm addicted to "Earl"
Might as well face, I'm not addicted to "Lost"

(Repeat chorus and fade....)