Your lights are on, but you're not home
This can't be cured with Doan's
You start mooing, falling over
When you walk, friends run for cover

From the meat you did eat
Mad cow indeed did seep
Drive to the grass, which you eat
You really have gone mad indeed

No one is immune to that deadly disease, oh no
It's closer to the truth to say that you aren't at ease,
You know you're gonna have to face it,
You've got mad cow disease

The apartment's seen better days
You tipped the fridge, went wild with spray
You escaped out the window
And it just broke, but you don't know, Your mind did go

You can't be saved
Those green pastures are all you crave
You leave cow pies nearby
More cows infected, yikes

No one is immune to that deadly disease, oh no
It's closer to the truth to say that you aren't at ease,
You know you're gonna have to face it,
You've got mad cow disease

Might as well face it, You've got mad cow disease
Might as well face it, You've got mad cow disease
Might as well face it, You've got mad cow disease
Might as well face it, You've got mad cow disease

Your lights are on, but you're not home
Farmers wish you would go
More people get diseased
Don't do more damage, oh no, please

No one is immune to that deadly disease, oh no
It's closer to the truth to say that you aren't at ease,
You know you're gonna have to face it,
You've got mad cow disease

Might as well face it, You've got mad cow disease
Might as well face it, You've got mad cow disease
Might as well face it, You've got mad cow disease
Might as well face it, You've got mad cow disease