Your bites are all, over your legs
Your thighs are looking red
Your hand gets, to where it hurts
Oh what an itch, you made it worse

You can't think, about work
The itch drives, you berserk
Your lotion tube, is empty
Oh what an itch, it's hard to sleep

You wish I would think you're ignoring the stuff
I know as well as you, you fake, you aren't that tough
I know you are in a lot of pain since you were bitten by bugs

You wrestled bears, the other day
In the woods but, forgot the spray
And small beasts, got lunch from you
And made you itch, what can you do? Don't scratch it, fool

Macho outside
But in your room, you scratch and cry
You'd fight sharks, in a lake
But bug bites, you can't take

You wish I would think you're ignoring the stuff
I know as well as you, you fake, you aren't that tough
I know you are in a lot of pain since you were bitten by bugs

Quite irritated, you were bitten by bugs
Quite irritated, you were bitten by bugs
Quite irritated, you were bitten by bugs
Quite irritated, you were bitten by bugs
Quite irritated, you were bitten by bugs


Your bites are all, over your legs
Your thighs are looking red
Your hand gets, to where it hurts
Oh what an itch, you made it worse

You wish I would think you're ignoring the stuff
I know as well as you, you fake, you aren't that tough
I know you are in a lot of pain since you were bitten by bugs

Quite irritated, you were bitten by bugs
Quite irritated, you were bitten by bugs
Quite irritated, you were bitten by bugs
Quite irritated, you were bitten by bugs
Quite irritated, you were bitten by bugs