If there's an unending month
Seems like more than 30 days
You know you get past Labor Day easily
But then no major holidays

So I will call in sick
I’ll use up those days quick
Because this month just doesn’t end
I’ll be relaxing
Can't you hear me, practicing
My saxophone, put your earplugs in

September forever and ever it seems
We are now on day thirty-two
And don't you know
If there were more holidays
Won’t mind September forever with you

It’s finally October
There's Halloween stuff everywhere
I wouldn't use these decorations after it
That would make people stop and stare

There ain't no mistaking
Columbus Day’s waking
Discovery for all time
And one more day off
You know that I will not scoff
What about United Nations Day?

October forever oh it never ends
And I don't know why, do you know?
And don't you know
It’s longer than September
I like October forever with you

So don't stop me eating
It now is Thanksgiving
I don’t know who ate all the pie
And Veteran’s Day
Hosts salute and "good night" say
On tv at end of shows tonight

November forever and never to end
November forever I know
And don't you know
Now starts the Christmas season
And now we’re shopping forever, oh no

So don't stop me buying
Those cool presents trying
To entice me with their demos
So many Santas
All the trees and the songs, yeah
Season doesn’t end, I suppose

December forever, holiday season
December forever, it’s cool
And Hanukkah,
Kwanzaa, and then Boxing Day
When you knock out the regifters, how cruel