My new big screen sure cost green
I’ll watch the fight on this my ‘TV Shrine’
Loosen my belt grab chips from shelves
Can watch for days, I think I’ll pop in “Elf”
It’s really great, bring over dates
I need to show it to make them impressed
Expensive stuff? It’s not enough!
One more thing… It needs

I knew as I was unpacking
That there’s one thing it’s lacking
I rushed off to Wal-Mart
And put these speakers in my cart!

Surround Sound
If your ears are in pain, don’t even whine
Surround Sound
With all this sound temples pound
My brain is fried

What?!

Watching the tube the speakers screech
Shaking the room and now your armchair needs bleach
Watching the fight your lamp takes flight
Leads to dismay, my neighbors aren’t that polite
He shouts, “You ho! Make it quiet!”
“It’s a crime, I’m going to break your spine!”
“Just turn it off! Or I’ll get rough!”
“Burn it with flames! I’m mad!”

I knew from all his complaining
His walls are losing paintings
A collector of art
He’ll use a crowbar to rip apart

Surround Sound
My walls they always shake, but it’s all right
Surround Sound
You’ll hear the sound through town
Noise ain’t denied

Yeah!!!

Speakers in seats, that’s pretty neat
Blasting with might, my neighbor bursts inside
He’s a black belt, fear for my health
I am afraid, and I have no art of stealth

Surround Sound
My neighbor went insane, my skin’s gone white
Surround Sound
He’s come to pound me around
I start to cry

Surround Sound
I grab a TV tray to block his strike, strike, strike… Crap!!!
Surround Sound
He just sat down and lost his frown
“Dude, Mind if I try, try, try, try…”
Surround Sound