(Intro)
Is this my real life
Or my imagination
Getting creative and giving opinion
Close your eyes, look in your mind and see
I'm just a poor boy, no girls have sympathy
Cuz he's an average bipolar Joe
Extreme highs, extreme lows
The young beauty of women doesn't really matter, to me.......to...me

(Soft tune starts playing)

Doctor, I'm just a boy
in his innocent little world
forming teams against all girls
Doctor, the girl's team could have won, but now yall gone and thrown it all away

Doctor, oooooh
Don't mean to make girls cry
And don't expect me to do any housework
I'm a guy, I'm a guy...but it doesn't really matter... to us

Dear wife, the time has come
I'm aching in my spine, hurling all the time
Farewell to the females, off to michigan
Gonna leave you girls behind and be a man

Doctor, ooooooh
I will never die
I wonder what's the world's like if girls arn't born at all
I'm a guy, I'm a guy...but it doesn't really matter... to us

(subliminal message - Buy this artists album!)

(Song starts to speed up)
I see a little crystal slipper of a girl
Rotten cheese rotten cheese will you do the macarina
A boy's tempers like lightning to every girl it's frightning
Hot potato Hot potato Hot potato figalo
I'm a typical boy no girl loves me
Were typical boys we form a family
Risking our life for warm sausage cheese
Super high super low can I let my anger go
I've been taken by the girls who will not let me go-let him go
Girls: Will not let you go Boys: let him go!
Girls: Will not let you go Boys: let him go!
Girls: Will not let you go Boys: let him go!
Girls: Will not let you go Boys: let him go! go go go go YO!
Mama mia mama mia I must go
Tomoooooorow I'm going so the girls will stay away from me....from me.....FROM MEEEEEEE!!

(The Super heavy metal Jam down plays)

So you think you can put me to sleep and sprinkle love dust in my eye
So you think you girls can hug me until I die
Baby, I won't let this happen baby
I'm getting out of here.

(music gets the calmest in the song)

My best friends a girl, the Best friend I always had
Now I start to see, All these girls arn't really so bad

(Along with fading) I'm a real ladies man

Ending: This song is not serious, I know some girls who are alot better! MOST OF MY FRIENDS ARE GIRLS!!!! And queen, We used your music because it was the best!! ::Rock on sign::