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Song Parodies -> "Merry Christmas"

Original Song Title:

"Under Pressure "

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Merry Christmas"

Parody Written by:

Darius Whitehead

The Lyrics

Have Darius and Joseph got a Christmas parody for you! Hit it.
[Intro: Darius Whitehead]
Jump on the sleigh,
A peaceful day,
A great holiday.

[Verse 1: Joey Henson & Darius Whitehead]
Christmas, with the polar bears,
In an icy cave and an igloo.
Merry Christmas, to good ol' Santa Claus,
Who comes down the chimney,
after Christmas Eve.

[Bridge: Darius Whitehead]
He's got a bag,
He's got a bag,
Full of toys,
For good boys - and good girls!

[Chorus: Joey Henson & Darius Whitehead]
Since the reindeers are riding up on top of his sleigh,
They should know Santa Claus is "on his way!"
If it's snowing, it'd be winter.
We shall be waiting for Christmas Eve.

[Verse 2: Joey Henson & Darius Whitehead]
Ho ho ho, oh boy.
Jolly holiday.
Aw man.
No little mice could just scurry across the floor.
No creatures here, we don't let them come back for more.
Hear the bells ring,
Hang up your stockings,
And then you'll be...
On Christmas Eve,
Hear the carols sing.
On Christmas Eve,
Hear the carols, carols, carols.

[Chorus: Joey Henson & Darius Whitehead]
Since the reindeers are riding up on top of his sleigh,
They should know Santa Claus is "on his way!"
If it's winter, we'd make some more snow.
We shall be waiting for Christmas Eve.

[Bridge: Joey Henson & Darius Whitehead]
Santa Claus, come on down to the chimney.
Send us your goods filled with candy.
He lives in a workshop, working with all his elves.
Ho, ho, ho...
Work work work work work!
We'd have a good night and a great Merry Christmas.

[Verse 3: Darius Whitehead]
Could it be Christmas everyday?
I wish it would be Christmas everyday.
I wish for Christmas, Christmas, Christmas, Christmas,
Christmas, Christmas, Christmas, Christmas...

[Outro: Joey Henson]
Would your Christmas wish come along,
or will it go?
Cause Christmas everyday (Christmas everyday) would take down
others (Christmas everyday) like Easter and even the 4th of July.
which would be such a long time.
That'd be a long time.
We'd wish you a...Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas, everybody.
(C) Darius Studios.

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Joseph Little - December 25, 2019 - Report this comment
Good one dude! Merry Christmas!

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