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Song Parodies -> "Another Fool Flicks a Butt"

Original Song Title:

"Another One Bites the Dust"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Another Fool Flicks a Butt"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Nothing like careless cigarette smokers who toss burning butts out the windows of cars or flick them at dogs, children, or near gasoline at a station, and more...
Oh! Let's go!

A puffer strolls down the street
Dragging on a Marlboro
Belching smoke in everybody's face
Man, am I ready to blow!

Secondhand deadly, hey, I'm really pissed!
His ass I'd like to beat
Then with one hand he does flick
The butt at some kid's feet!

Another fool flicks a butt
Another fool flicks a butt
And another one soon, and another one soon
Another fool flicks a butt
Hey, I'm gonna get you, fool!
Another fool flicks a butt

Another bad driver speeds on
Smoke pouring out like fog
Takes his hand to flick that fag
And on my hood it's stuck!

Are you happy, you A-hole?
Watch as I match your speed
Hand extended, middle finger flipped
You litterbug little creep!


Oh, I hate it
Smokers suck!
Smokers suck!

Another fool flicks a butt
Another fool flicks a butt
Another fool flicks a butt
Another fool flicks a butt

This really ticks me off, why don't they understand?
The streets and roads aren't ashtrays
Crumple 'em, snuff 'em
Dispose of them as best you can...

But I'm ready, yes, I'm ready for you
Crushing your "sick sticks" underfeet
Calling in a HP* tip
Hey, get a patch, you f-cking freaks!


I hope you all get cancer
And die!!!
* Highway Patrol

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Pacing: 4.8
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Total Votes: 6

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Jonathan - July 05, 2018 - Report this comment
I must admit, I thought of something else when I saw the title... and on that note, smokin' parody! 5s
Rob Arndt - July 05, 2018 - Report this comment
Hey Jon, do you have any new parodies coming out tomorrow?
Jonathan - July 06, 2018 - Report this comment
^ funny you should ask, mate! I actually just submitted one, it should be up tomorrow! thanks for asking! :)

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