Song Parodies -> "Lady Bro GaGa"

Original Song Title:

"Radio GaGa"

Original Performer:

"Lady Bro GaGa"

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The Lyrics

It's an old story, but rumors and pictures have made the rounds about the gender of pop sensation Lady GaGa, who some people say is really a man. I doubt that there's any validity to that claim, as her life is pretty well documented. But it makes for some fun speculation in parody form, using the OS that inspired her stage name. From About.com: "Her producer helped create the stage name Lady GaGa with inspiration from Queen's classic hit "Radio GaGa." It is a reference to sharing the flamboyant spirit of Queen's Freddie Mercury." The Lady was also inspired by David Bowie, Madonna, Cyndi Lauper and Michael Jackson. No wonder she's so weird!

If she was prone just think I might
Try going in to her delights
And then one thing that I was told
That she was not a lady, no

To shape it all, mold, fold, fine scars
Out of this world? Um...maybe from Mars
Look at the calves, look at the thighs
Could she be real, or great disguise?
(Lady? Bro?)

They all want some, she's hot with boys
And maybe some girls with toys
And they don't know, but do they care?
Is it the same when you get bare?
So would you dine, would you devour?
You thought it sweet but find it sour
Lady no...
(Lady Bro)

All's revealed it's Lady-Bro-GaGa?
Lady got two blue
Lady pole gotta
Ain't she weird this lady shows lotta
Lady faux tata?
Lady so what's new?
Lady oh, people still love you

We watch her shows; she's dressed in flowers
On videos, an hour of power
We hardly hear what hits our ear
Just looking at her gorgeous rear

But some day we will see the end
You've had the fame but then it descends
Don't stick around, they start to diss you
Then they quote lies, tell all and won't kiss you
You've had your time, so hit the shower
But are you bee or are you flower?
Lady oh...
(Lady Bro)

Ain't it queer this Lady-Bro-GaGa?
Lady shows new two
Lady grows tatas
Saw her rear, it's maybe hot mama
Lady ho, do you?
Lady do cha cha
Altered here did Lady nose jobba?
Lady goes pop-a
Lady oh, that's you
Does...um...spill from you?

(Lady owes nada
Lady snows papas
Lady knows drama)

I'm out of rhymes, so hit the shower
Could be a she, or he empowered
Lady faux
(Lady oh)

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It could be a Bad Romance, so maybe we'll Just Dance, if the Paparazzi will leave us alone. Don't want to get hurt in a Love Game but I still think I'd like to Poker Face. ;-)

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Mark Scotti - December 31, 2009 - Report this comment

Clever gender question turn. Great use of weak Queen song(and I am a HUGE Queen fan, but their later songs REALLY lost creative steam...)

TJC - December 31, 2009 - Report this comment

Wondrous wordplay, Blackjack--but there ain't nuthin' ambiguous 'bout these here fives, pardner!

blackjack21 - December 31, 2009 - Report this comment

Mark: Yeah, hard to believe it made it to #16 on the charts in the US and #2 in UK! 'The Game' was probably their last really good album. Thanks for v/c!

TJC: I like to play with words, thanks for v/c! (but why are you using your western accent?) ;-)

Leo Keough - December 31, 2009 - Report this comment

La Poon-a Faux Tata!!!...Nice job on this!!!...555!!!

AFW - December 31, 2009 - Report this comment

Ga Ga be a lady tonight! 555

Christie Marie M - December 31, 2009 - Report this comment

Well executed parody, blackjack! I'm a big Lady Gaga fan myself. At first I thought that Lady Gaga was indeed a male. It would be shocking if that were true. I see her as the Madonna of the 2000's. She's got great sex appeal from the way she wears revealing clothes. For now, (singing to Lovegame) "This song so fun, this beat's alive, I'm gonna give blackjack 3 sets of 5's!" :)

msLadyTaTa - December 31, 2009 - Report this comment

somewhat 'raw' , Sir! . . . just as L-G-G is . . .

blackjack21 - December 31, 2009 - Report this comment

Leo: La LOL, thanks!

AFW: Thanks and good luck with that. ;-)

Christie: Thanks for the v/c and the song. :-)

msLaTaTa: Mm hm, and I hear she likes it rough...

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