Steve walks cockily down the street,
Heading for the topless bar
Ain't no sound 'cause he's being discrete
[That's] Why he didn't take the car
Wasn't ready, no, not ready for this
Flabbergasted by what he saw
Yo mama.. with her boobies out
Hangin' down to the floor

Your mother's unsightly bust
Your mother's unsightly bust
Watch your mother hang down
And the other hang down
Your ma's got a mighty bust
Ain't that super droop?
Your mother's unsightly bust


How do you think she's going to get along?
She's going down a storm
She's showing off tits that are really good
At keeping her knees warm
Are they droopy, are they floppified?
Would they stay up better tied in a knot?
Spotlights are on, what, is she the stripper?
Oh ****! Tell me she's not

Your mother's unsightly bust
Your mother's gone slightly bust
And it's dangling down, and it's sagging on down
Your mother's unsightly bust
Sway.. like a pendulum
Your mother's unsightly bust

Hey!
Watch it
Quite a bust
Quite robust, hey
Eh?

Your mother's unsightly bust
Your mother's unsightly bust (ew..)
Your mother's unsightly bust (what? what??!)
Your mother's unsightly bust


There are plenty of ways you can hurt a man
And bring him to the ground
You can knee him in the bollocks
You can knock him out
With boobies as you turn around
I ain't looking - not looking at you
I'm heading on right out the door
Lookin' like yo' mama is gonna strip
I do not want to see any more

Your mother's unsightly bust
Your mother's just might combust
Watch your mother hang out, well I'd rather get out
Your mother's unsightly bust
Ain't that pooper-scoop?
Your mother's unsightly bust
Ewww