I was walking down the street
watching girls go by
I decided I'd ask one out
because she caught my eye
wasn't ready NO wasn't ready for that!
wasn't ready for what she did to me
I just asked her out on a date
how rude can you be? yeah


Another One Kicks My Nuts
Another One Kicks My Nuts
and I fall down in pain and I fall down in pain
Another One Kicks My Nuts
hey I just asked her out
and she went and kicked my nuts


how do you think I'm gonna get along with no one on my arm?
but everytime I ask someone out they always cause me harm
I'm not happy I'm dissatisfied
how long can I stand the pain?
they all get their kicks with me
but I've still kisses to gain look out!


(Repeat Chorus)


ahhh stop it!
she kicked my nuts! kicked my nuts hey!


Another One Kicks My Nuts
Another One Kicks My Nuts OW!
Another One Kicks My Nuts hey hey!
Another Kicks My Nuts OY!!!!!


ooh STOP IT!!!!!


there's plenty of ways that you can hurt a man
but this is worst of all
when you kick him and you kick and you kick him bad
you kick him in the balls yeah
but I'm ready yes I'm ready for you
I'm wearing a protective cup
so come on now Shania Twain
the only way to go with me is "Up!"


(Repeat Chorus)


stop that! alright
(spoken: I get it you don't wanna go out on a date so you have a sister?)