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Song Parodies -> "We Will Rock You (The Sharia Song)"

Original Song Title:

"We Will Rock You"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"We Will Rock You (The Sharia Song)"

Parody Written by:

Susanna Viljanen

The Lyrics

Too obvious a topic to be left unused. Stoning is the means of death penalty according to Islamic law. It is usually used on adultery, but also apostasy and witchcraft can be punished by stoning.
Lady, you've been cheating, mis-treating
Fooling 'round with another man one day
You have a slap on your face
You big disgrace
We'll bury you to waist at the stoning place
(..and then we..)

We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you

Buddy you've been steaming, blaspheming
Cursing name of God in the Net one day
You are an Atheist twat
You godless brat
We'll execute you for crimes like that
(and that is...)

We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you

Lady, youre real bitch, a true witch
Writing horoscopes in newspaper one day
You got star-map in your bag
You heathen hag
We gonna teach you lesson and you're better not nag
(as we gonna..)

We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you

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Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 3

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Tim Mayfield - July 23, 2008 - Report this comment
How do you go from a stabbing song to a stoning song? Weird. :-)
Ult2 - December 05, 2008 - Report this comment
Is it okay if i make these lyrics into an actual song?
Stan Hall - December 05, 2008 - Report this comment
Cleverly apt and/or aplty clever use of the OS
Susanna Viljanen - January 18, 2009 - Report this comment
Ult2, yes, it's OK

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