I want it all
I want it all
I want it all
And I want Kung Pow!

An empty stomach in a Chinese place
"All You Can Eat Buffet" lights up my face
A young migrant cooking with no time for me
With the pain of hunger I order sushi
"This not Japanese" I heard him say
Dammit I thought the cooking was all of the same

I want it all
I want it all
I want it all
And I want Kung Pow

I want it all
I want that stall
Next to the wall
And I want Kung Pow

Gimme all those noodles, those that are fried
I gotta have me a wonton with that myst'ry meat inside
Just give me beef terriyaki
And I'll have some of that there chopped up suey
And give me some chopsticks, lay 'em on my plate
Show me how they work, I'll impress my date

I want it all
I want it all
They play good ball
That's Japan again

I want it all
There near the mall
I feel real tall
And I want Kung Powwwwww!

I'm a girl from a small city
So much to eat with 4.50 (waiter do you hear me)
No Chinese in my hometown just shakes and fries and boring pies
I'm so tired of it all (yes I'm tired of it all)
So I'm eating it all (and I'm eating it all)
Oooohhhh ahhh yeahhh!

I want for-tune cookies, thank you Mr. Chin
Please fill my plate up
With the orange chicken (with the orange, with the orange chicken)

I want it all
I want it all
I want it all
And I want Kung Pow

I want it all
That guys real small
His names not Paul
And I want Kung pow

And I want it
I want it
I want it
Oooh ah!