Song Parodies -> "Hazel"

Original Song Title:

"Flash"

Original Performer:

"Hazel"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

A noble song for a noble rabbit, the lead character of Watership Down makes his debut.

Hazel...rah!
Saviour of the universe!
Hazel...rah!
You save everyone of us!

(Seemingly the is no reason for these extraordinairy intergalactic upsets...) What's happening Hazel? (...Only Dr. Richard Adams, formerly in Hampshire, has provided any explanation!)

Hazel...rah!
He's invincible!

(This morning's unprecedented solar eclipse is no cause for alarm!)

Hazel...rah!
Chief of impossible!
He's for everyone of us,
Stands for everyone of us!
He'll save everybody who turned with a mighty cuff!

General Woundwort, Hazel-rah approaching!
What do you mean 'Hazel-rah approaching'?!?
Open fire! All the weapons!
Dispatch Vervain and Mallow to bring back his body!

Hazel...rah!

(Hazel's alive!)

Hazel...rah!
You save everyone of us!

Just a rabbit,
With a buck's courage,
He knows nothing about man,
But he can never fail!
No one but the pure of heart
Find the golden grail!
Ooh, ooh!

(Hazel, Hazel I love you, but we only have a few hours to save the Earth!)

Hazel!

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