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Song Parodies -> "Talk Nerdy To Me"

Original Song Title:

"Talk Dirty To Me"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Talk Nerdy To Me"

Parody Written by:

Nick Novak

The Lyrics

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You know I never
I never seen u frag so good
You never hack the way you should
But I like it
And I know you like it too
The way that I text you
I got an over-text bill cause of u
Oh yes, I do

You know I never
I never talk to pretty girls
You know that I can’t get a date
Because I’m up playing halo late
And I know you cannot wait
Wait till halo 4
So I can play sum more

Cause baby we’ll be
Drinking monster
Playing guitar hero 3
Watching starwars on our blu ray dvd
till I’m out of the basment
in my parents house
baby talk nerdy to me

You know I text you
I text you on my LG phone
I’m playing runescape all alone
Why wont you log on, aren’t you home?
Cant you just please
Talk nerdy to me?

Cause baby we'll be
Downloading weird Al
On our MP3s
Breaking my dad’s tv
With the brand new wii
in the basement
at my parents house
so baby
Talk nerdy to me

"mclovin pick your up phone and talk to me!"

Cause baby we'll be
Hacking networks
On our brand new mac
Playing pac man
And the power of tak
With my wireless mouse
At my parents house
And baby
Talk nerdy to me
And baby
talk nerdy to me
and baby
talk nerdy to
uh ......w00t!

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Pacing: 3.8
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Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 13

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Whitney Baros - June 30, 2014 - Report this comment
Hey, I just wanted to let you know how much I enjoyed this video, even on the outside I try to act really cool. Thanks!

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