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Song Parodies -> "Free Food"
Original Song Title:
"C Moon"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Paul McCartney
Parody Song Title:
"Free Food"
Parody Written by:
Charlie Decker
The Lyrics
My challenge: coming up with something as inane and stupid as the original song!
Skip check out, skip check out, skip check out...
Oh hoh, mmm hmm...
...Was that the line that I should have been in?
Free food, free food, free food, all week
Free food, free food, free food, for me
In the aisles of Fairway, the cashiers are unaware they
Overprice all their fondue
Reaching for the canned goods 'cause I'd likely burn my manhood
If I filled my pants with stew
What's it all to you?
Free food, free food, free food, aisle 3
Free food, free food, free food, oh glee
Body's getting wetter 'cause there's salmon in my sweater
Must get home to let it out
Lettuce and tomatoes in my socks
But I forgot about the onions and the sprouts
What's it all about?
Free food, free food, free food, yummy!
Free food, free food, free food, to eat
How come noone bolder than me ever seems to try to steal
A six foot sub or two?
Loaded down with chicken and it's poultry that I'm nickin'
Hope I don't get that bird flu
What's it all to you?
Free food, free food, free food, shop spree
Free food, free food, free food, ballsy
Some old lady spied me but then she agreed to hide me
When I offered her some trout
Hot dogs, buns and ketchup in my hat but then I had
To go back for some sauerkraut
What's it all about?
Free food, free food, free food, all week
Free food, free food, free food, for me
(What's it all about?)
Free food, free food, free food, for me
Free food, for me
Oh hoh, mmm hmm...
...Was that the line that I should have been in?
Free food, free food, free food, all week
Free food, free food, free food, for me
In the aisles of Fairway, the cashiers are unaware they
Overprice all their fondue
Reaching for the canned goods 'cause I'd likely burn my manhood
If I filled my pants with stew
What's it all to you?
Free food, free food, free food, aisle 3
Free food, free food, free food, oh glee
Body's getting wetter 'cause there's salmon in my sweater
Must get home to let it out
Lettuce and tomatoes in my socks
But I forgot about the onions and the sprouts
What's it all about?
Free food, free food, free food, yummy!
Free food, free food, free food, to eat
How come noone bolder than me ever seems to try to steal
A six foot sub or two?
Loaded down with chicken and it's poultry that I'm nickin'
Hope I don't get that bird flu
What's it all to you?
Free food, free food, free food, shop spree
Free food, free food, free food, ballsy
Some old lady spied me but then she agreed to hide me
When I offered her some trout
Hot dogs, buns and ketchup in my hat but then I had
To go back for some sauerkraut
What's it all about?
Free food, free food, free food, all week
Free food, free food, free food, for me
(What's it all about?)
Free food, free food, free food, for me
Free food, for me
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This is absolutely wonderful! We played with the idea for "C-Clamp" for awhile but never did anything with it. Great job -it's hard to get sillier than McCartney, but you did it beautifully!
Good parody to one of the worst McCartney songs ever recorded. Sorry Paul...
Thanks Meriadoc and Patrick!
Meriadoc, I haven't seen you guys around for a while. What are y'all working on?
Meriadoc, I haven't seen you guys around for a while. What are y'all working on?
Definitely qualifies for the 'inane and stupid' criteria. A Five Fish Finger discount, eh?
Charlie - thanks for asking. We just had a dry spell and other things that needed done. We have put out a half dozen in the last couple of weeks and have more in the works... :-)
Great job, I almost did one on SIngles cheese...
your preamble read my mind completely - more inane and stupid than his "Bip Bop" and that's nothing to be proud of - but, question, where the hell did someone your age get a copy of the OS? - I thought the Good Taste Police burned all the original 45s back in 1976 - 555
Meriodac: Can't wait ;-)
Stuart, the Cuban black market is an amazing thing. Check it out!
Thanks, I think, Luke (was that a compliment? Let's say yes.)
Also, thanks Dominic. I'd like to see what that one turned out like. 'Mmmmm...64 slices of American cheese...."
Stuart, the Cuban black market is an amazing thing. Check it out!
Thanks, I think, Luke (was that a compliment? Let's say yes.)
Also, thanks Dominic. I'd like to see what that one turned out like. 'Mmmmm...64 slices of American cheese...."
Charlie-I just pop up every now and then when I get a good idea for a song. I check this site and vote pretty often, however. BTW, congrats on your Judge's spot win. I read your required review of Losing with Ace-High... and you got me: I left out the 3rd verse! The premise was runnng a bit thin after 2 verses and usually nobody notices. You can't get one by a good Beatles fan!
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