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Song Parodies -> "Bugle on a Futon"
Original Song Title:
"Biker Like an Icon"
Original Performer:
Paul McCartney
Parody Song Title:
"Bugle on a Futon"
Parody Written by:
Porfle Popnecker
The Lyrics
There was a girl who played a bugle
She blew for dollars in a washateria
But the bugle wasn't kugel
She didn't care, she wasn't hungry
Though I brought her bread, she resisted
And a funny bed was where she kissed it every day
She loved her bugle on a futon
Lazing on the fixture she would play, mm-mm
She loved her bugle on a futon
Smokey Robinson had nought of it to say
She blared a festive Dixie bleating
She jammed in Mr. Rogers' neighborhood
When he heard her, he tried to murder her for pay
She didn't fast of her volition
She had a sandwich for good nutrition
But she was flaunting Saint Herb's Mission's free buffet
She loved her bagel like a raygun
Aiming it and wishing it would spray, mm-mm
She loved her bagel like a raygun
Smokey Robinson would order Chick-Fil-A
Oh!
She loved her bugle on a futon
Smokey Robinson had ought to stay away
Miami Vice was hot behind her
They bade evict her from washaterias
But her bugle was on Google for a pound
She loved her bugle on a futon
Lazing on the fixture she would play, mm-mm
She loved her bugle on a futon
Smokey Robinson's stepdaughter for a day, hey hey
She loved her bagel like a raygun
Aiming it and wishing it would spray, yeah yeah
She loved her bugle on a futon
Gazing like the dog from RCA, ah ha ha
She loved her bugle on a futon
She blew for dollars in a washateria
But the bugle wasn't kugel
She didn't care, she wasn't hungry
Though I brought her bread, she resisted
And a funny bed was where she kissed it every day
She loved her bugle on a futon
Lazing on the fixture she would play, mm-mm
She loved her bugle on a futon
Smokey Robinson had nought of it to say
She blared a festive Dixie bleating
She jammed in Mr. Rogers' neighborhood
When he heard her, he tried to murder her for pay
She didn't fast of her volition
She had a sandwich for good nutrition
But she was flaunting Saint Herb's Mission's free buffet
She loved her bagel like a raygun
Aiming it and wishing it would spray, mm-mm
She loved her bagel like a raygun
Smokey Robinson would order Chick-Fil-A
Oh!
She loved her bugle on a futon
Smokey Robinson had ought to stay away
Miami Vice was hot behind her
They bade evict her from washaterias
But her bugle was on Google for a pound
She loved her bugle on a futon
Lazing on the fixture she would play, mm-mm
She loved her bugle on a futon
Smokey Robinson's stepdaughter for a day, hey hey
She loved her bagel like a raygun
Aiming it and wishing it would spray, yeah yeah
She loved her bugle on a futon
Gazing like the dog from RCA, ah ha ha
She loved her bugle on a futon
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Parts of this remind me of the movie "American Pie"- the whole band camp with the flute sex thing! 555 for creativity!!!
You have achieved the impossible: making exactly as much sense as did anything Paul ever wrote...
Thanks for the comments! I hope I was able to convey a sense of how much I totally hate the OS.
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