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Song Parodies -> "Bugle on a Futon"

Original Song Title:

"Biker Like an Icon"

Original Performer:

Paul McCartney

Parody Song Title:

"Bugle on a Futon"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

There was a girl who played a bugle
She blew for dollars in a washateria
But the bugle wasn't kugel

She didn't care, she wasn't hungry
Though I brought her bread, she resisted
And a funny bed was where she kissed it every day

She loved her bugle on a futon
Lazing on the fixture she would play, mm-mm
She loved her bugle on a futon
Smokey Robinson had nought of it to say

She blared a festive Dixie bleating
She jammed in Mr. Rogers' neighborhood
When he heard her, he tried to murder her for pay

She didn't fast of her volition
She had a sandwich for good nutrition
But she was flaunting Saint Herb's Mission's free buffet

She loved her bagel like a raygun
Aiming it and wishing it would spray, mm-mm
She loved her bagel like a raygun
Smokey Robinson would order Chick-Fil-A

Oh!

She loved her bugle on a futon
Smokey Robinson had ought to stay away

Miami Vice was hot behind her
They bade evict her from washaterias
But her bugle was on Google for a pound

She loved her bugle on a futon
Lazing on the fixture she would play, mm-mm
She loved her bugle on a futon
Smokey Robinson's stepdaughter for a day, hey hey

She loved her bagel like a raygun
Aiming it and wishing it would spray, yeah yeah

She loved her bugle on a futon
Gazing like the dog from RCA, ah ha ha

She loved her bugle on a futon

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Rob Arndt - July 23, 2012 - Report this comment
Parts of this remind me of the movie "American Pie"- the whole band camp with the flute sex thing! 555 for creativity!!!
Meriadoc - July 23, 2012 - Report this comment
You have achieved the impossible: making exactly as much sense as did anything Paul ever wrote...
Porfle Popnecker - July 23, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks for the comments! I hope I was able to convey a sense of how much I totally hate the OS.

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