-> "Opposites Attract (Paula Abdul, Simon Cowell duet)"
Original Song Title:
"Opposites Attract"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Opposites Attract (Paula Abdul, Simon Cowell duet)"
Parody Written by:
Grometta
The Lyrics
I'm Simon Cowell on the rap so mic it
Here's a little story and you're sure to like it
Swift and sly and I'm playing it cool
With my homegirl, Paula Abdul
Paula:
Baby seems we never ever agree
You're such a meanie
And I'm always sweet.
I give singers compliments.
Simon:
And i give insults.
I come from U.K
Paula:
And I come from U.S.
Our friends are sayin'
That our hate will last.
Cuz I am kind.
Simon:
And baby I'm rude.
Paula:
I like it nicely.
Simon:
And I love to break hearts.
But when we get together
It just all works out
[Chorus:]
I like colours
And i like black.
We come together
Cuz opposites attract
And you know--it ain't fiction
Just a natural fact
We come together
Cuz opposites attract
Paula and Simon:
Some people think that we are indeed lovers.
She's always nice.
And he's always mean.
Paula and Simon:
She likes to sing.
And he makes people cry.
I like to have fun.
Baby i'm series.
She's got the dance moves.
And he's got the words.
I don't like cigarettes
And I like to smoke
Paula and Simon:
Things in common
Just ain't a one
But when we get together
We have nothin' but fun
I like colours.
And i like black
We come together
Cuz opposites attract
And you know--it ain't fiction
Just a natural fact
We come together
Cuz opposites attract
[Repeat Chorus]
Paula and Simon:
Baby ain't it somethin'
How we lasted this long
You and me
Provin' everyone wrong
Don't think we'll ever
Get our differences patched
Simon:
Don't really matter
Cuz we're perfectly matched
Simon:
Nothing in common but this trust
I'm like a minus, she's like a plus
One going up, one coming down
But we seem to land on common ground
When things go wrong we make corrections
To keep things moving in the right direction
Try to fight it but I'm telling you Jack
Its true- this- Opposites Attract
I like colours.
And i like black
We come together
Cuz opposites attract
And you know--it ain't fiction
Just a natural fact
We come together
Cuz opposites attract
I like colours.
And i like black
We come together
Cuz opposites attract
And you know--it ain't fiction
Just a natural fact
We come together
Cuz opposites attract .
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