He's a Seinfeld-like Man
Kramer's not his name
Forget it
Never be the same
He's a Cookie Monster fan
Moon is not a cookie
Forget it
Such a Seinfeld rookie though

Watching too much Seinfeld
Anytime in his house
And no turning back,he's out of luck
And Jerry Seinfeld's on
He's the one who's sacrifice
Anything about him
Even Seinfeld does really suck
That ain't wrong

He's a Seinfeld-like Man
Kramer's not his name
Forget it
Never be the same
He's a Cookie Monster fan
Moon is not a cookie
Forget it
Such a Seinfeld rookie though

It was only late last night
He was sick of Yes,Dear
Then he called you up and finding out
You're playing with the phone
It was such a phony call
Raymond's worth much fear
When it comes to hated shows like this
Ain't home alone

He's a Seinfeld-like Man
Kramer's not his name
Forget it
Never be the same
He's a Cookie Monster fan
Moon is not a cookie
Forget it
Such a Seinfeld rookie though

You could watch that ugly Seinfeld thing
That could only make you laugh
You deserve to do the Seinfeld thing
You're mean like George

He's a Seinfeld-like Man
Kramer's not his name
Forget it
Never be the same
He's a Cookie Monster fan
Moon is not a cookie
Forget it
Such a Seinfeld rookie though

He's a Seinfeld-like Man
Kramer's not his name
Forget it
Never be the same
He's a Cookie Monster fan
Moon is not a cookie
Forget it
Such a Seinfeld rookie (repeat to fade)