My--hair's extreme
I've got split ends as it grows
(I kinda feel like)
there is no type of cream
No they just don't help out this fro

I've tried shampoos before
Wish that I didn't spend this time on my hair no more
Wish that I could style it with ease

Washed out the frizzies
I need something stronger than the Lever
(oh oh oh)
Tried all the products from Avon

Hats make me happy
Cause I don't have time for the endeavors
(oh oh oh)
Hair battles are no fun

Soaps, had my fill
Can't be cured by goos
(Massaging my scalp)
It'd be such a thrill
If I could keep one hair do

Black just cannot be worn
If I did ev'ryone would see more white stuff than soft porn
How about some Head N Shoulders please

Flaked up all on me
Nothing seems to help whatsoever
(oh oh oh)
Seems these tangles can't be undone

Selsun don't help me
All I see is snow on the weather
(It's Not Cold)
But outside there's lots of sun

Hair' s more wild than sea weed
Jerks call me a freak
I scare Mar'lyn Manson

I really wish I could tame
My hair's like live snakes
A st-st-st stone-st st st stone

Can-can you shave me
Can-can you shave me Barber
(Cut it off)
Can-can you shave me
Can-can you shave me
(Buzz Cut Barber)

So my new looks a bore
At least I don't make all friends
Eyes get so damn sore
Now that I can guarantee
that my head wont make people scared of me-
Look
I don't think you understand
I got sick and tired, then took command
and now I'm enjoying a great breeze

Grows back too quickly (Quickly)
Grows back too quickly (Quickly)
Grows back too quickly (Quickly)
Grows back too quickly
Grows back too quickly

Grew back too quickly
Guess I'm stuck with this look now forever
(oh oh oh)
I look like I'm Medusa's son

Flakes falling from me
But there is no frosting whatsoever
(oh oh oh)
I've only just begun

It's growing thickly
Some say that my hair looks like a weapon
(oh oh oh)
Called the devil by a bunch of nuns

I may sound cranky
But you gotta know this is not any fun
(oh oh oh)
I think it may weigh a ton