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Song Parodies -> "You're A Shoplifter"
Original Song Title:
"Heartbreaker"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Pat Benatar
Parody Song Title:
"You're A Shoplifter"
Parody Written by:
Terrance Tucker
The Lyrics
Another tribute to the Mousekteer gone bad, Darlene Gillespie
Darlene, why'd give you give up your mouse ears
For a life of crime
Used to sing the Mickey Mouse Club March
Now, you're doing time
You're a crook, not a singer
Your write phoney bonds and lift goods, you see
To you, we point with our fingers
But didn't think you were born to be
You're a
CHORUS
Shoplifter
Bad shifter
Counterfeiter
You don't mess, Darlene
Shoplifter
Bad shifter
Counterfeiter
You don't mess around
No, no, no
You know, you used to be a good girl
Now, you're a criminal
Now, life is gonna treat badly
Like an animal
You're a crook, not a singer
Your write phoney bonds lift goods, you see
To you, we point with our fingers
But didn't think you were born to be
You're a
CHORUS
Instrumental
You're a crook, not a singer
Your write phoney bonds lift goods, you see
To you, we point with our fingers
But didn't think you were born to be
You're a
Shoplifter
Bad shifter
Counterfeiter
You don't mess, Darlene
You're a Shoplifter
Bad shifter
Counterfeiter
You don't mess around, Darlene
Shoplifter
Bad shifter
Counterfeiter
You don't mess, Darlene
You're a Shoplifter
Bad shifter
Counterfeiter
SHOPLIFTER!!!!!!
GUITAR SOLO
For a life of crime
Used to sing the Mickey Mouse Club March
Now, you're doing time
You're a crook, not a singer
Your write phoney bonds and lift goods, you see
To you, we point with our fingers
But didn't think you were born to be
You're a
CHORUS
Shoplifter
Bad shifter
Counterfeiter
You don't mess, Darlene
Shoplifter
Bad shifter
Counterfeiter
You don't mess around
No, no, no
You know, you used to be a good girl
Now, you're a criminal
Now, life is gonna treat badly
Like an animal
You're a crook, not a singer
Your write phoney bonds lift goods, you see
To you, we point with our fingers
But didn't think you were born to be
You're a
CHORUS
Instrumental
You're a crook, not a singer
Your write phoney bonds lift goods, you see
To you, we point with our fingers
But didn't think you were born to be
You're a
Shoplifter
Bad shifter
Counterfeiter
You don't mess, Darlene
You're a Shoplifter
Bad shifter
Counterfeiter
You don't mess around, Darlene
Shoplifter
Bad shifter
Counterfeiter
You don't mess, Darlene
You're a Shoplifter
Bad shifter
Counterfeiter
SHOPLIFTER!!!!!!
GUITAR SOLO
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I like Darlene. Annette was like a little stuffed animal. Darlene was a talent
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