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Song Parodies -> "You're A Shoplifter"

Original Song Title:

"Heartbreaker"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Pat Benatar

Parody Song Title:

"You're A Shoplifter"

Parody Written by:

Terrance Tucker

The Lyrics

Another tribute to the Mousekteer gone bad, Darlene Gillespie
Darlene, why'd give you give up your mouse ears
For a life of crime
Used to sing the Mickey Mouse Club March
Now, you're doing time

You're a crook, not a singer
Your write phoney bonds and lift goods, you see
To you, we point with our fingers
But didn't think you were born to be
You're a

CHORUS
Shoplifter
Bad shifter
Counterfeiter
You don't mess, Darlene
Shoplifter
Bad shifter
Counterfeiter
You don't mess around
No, no, no

You know, you used to be a good girl
Now, you're a criminal
Now, life is gonna treat badly
Like an animal


You're a crook, not a singer
Your write phoney bonds lift goods, you see
To you, we point with our fingers
But didn't think you were born to be
You're a

CHORUS

Instrumental






You're a crook, not a singer
Your write phoney bonds lift goods, you see
To you, we point with our fingers
But didn't think you were born to be
You're a

Shoplifter
Bad shifter
Counterfeiter
You don't mess, Darlene
You're a Shoplifter
Bad shifter
Counterfeiter
You don't mess around, Darlene
Shoplifter
Bad shifter
Counterfeiter
You don't mess, Darlene
You're a Shoplifter
Bad shifter
Counterfeiter
SHOPLIFTER!!!!!!

GUITAR SOLO


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Jim - February 05, 2008 - Report this comment
I like Darlene. Annette was like a little stuffed animal. Darlene was a talent

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