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Song Parodies -> "NEVER Say This To Chuck Norris!"

Original Song Title:

"Hit Me With Your Best Shot"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Pat Benatar

Parody Song Title:

"NEVER Say This To Chuck Norris!"

Parody Written by:

Jonathan

The Lyrics

here we go! as requested by Ben, (or rather, Ben's brother.) a parody about Chuck Norris! and the moral of the story? never challenge Walker, Texas Ranger to a fight! and if you do, be ready for some hefty hospital/dental bills! please enjoy!
OS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=serV18MirGg
well he’s a real tough cookie with a long history
of breaking all the bones in groups, by the threes
I would say that folks oversold him
got in his face and then I told him

“Hit Me With Your Best Shot”
So, Then He Hit Me With His Best Shot
From The Ground I Was Shot
Flyin’ Away

oh come on, fellas, come on
these laughs ain't fair
don’t you say, “I’d not be scared!”
knocked me out, was crushed, like tin
wish to go back, before I told him

“Hit Me With Your Best Shot”
So, Then He Hit Me With His Best Shot
From The Ground I Was Shot
Flyin’ Away

he’s a real tough cookie with a long history
of breaking all the bones in groups, by the threes
and as I put my dentures back in their denture case
I wish I had never said to Walker’s face

“Hit Me With Your Best Shot”
And He Hit Me With His Best Shot
From The Ground I Was Shot
Flyin’ Away

“Hit Me With Your Best Shot”
So, Then He Hit Me With His Best Shot
From The Ground I Was Shot
Flyin’ Away
thanks for reading!

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Ben - April 06, 2018 - Report this comment
Wonderful! Three fives! Now if you could only do Ren & Stimpy! I used to love that show, but can't find it now.
Pat Flanagan - April 06, 2018 - Report this comment
People forget that Norris had gotten his azz kicked many times in the '60s in martial arts. Nevertheless, this is a good parody. 5's
Jonathan - April 06, 2018 - Report this comment
Ben - Ren & Stimpy? Oh Yeah! I hear ya, man! I don't know if you get the teennick channel, but if so, they air R&S every night, on their Nicksplat block. just a warning, it comes on pretty late. you maybe able to DVR it. and if not, there's always the DVD sets! anyway, I'll definitely be trying to work on that! if you have a fitting OS suggestion I can write this around, please let me know! thanks for the fives and the new suggetion!
Pat - yes, Ben pointed that out when he asked me to do this one. oh well, Norris has a reputation now and not necessarily a bad one. thanks for the fives!
Jonathan - April 08, 2018 - Report this comment
CORRECTION: nevermind, Ben. Nicksplat decided to make a d**n liar of me! the hour of R&S has been replaced, by a second hour of Doug! which don't get me wrong, I do enjoy. but I get the feeling that the schedule change has to do with these allegations against "Ren & Stimpy" creator, John Kricfalusi. allegations, by the way, I'm not 100% sure I believe. everybody & their dog is part of this #MeToo bowel movement. either way, I will still be doing the parody and I guess you could always order the DVDs online, or something...

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