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Song Parodies -> "The Moon is a Hologram"
Original Song Title:
"Love is a Battlefield"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Pat Benatar
Parody Song Title:
"The Moon is a Hologram"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
More absurd conspiracy theories beyond no moon landings and a rocket can't operate in a vacuum!!
(We are dumb)
(We are dumb)
We are dumb
(Mistake to mistake)
Mistake to mistake
(We're fans) who
Misunderstand
(False premises)
(False premises)
Logic nemesis
(KooK friends)
KooK friends
(The moon is a Hologram)
The moon is a Hologram
A light show, don't you know?
Our proof is strong
No one can tell us we're wrong
Xenon hardshell satellite projections
Government sponsored
The moon is a Hologram
T'was launched long ago
Martian technology
Until it started going bad
NASA gave it a go
Reverse-engineered it away
Spherical satellite tech was rad
Believe us
Believe us
That thing in the sky
Is manipulated by man
Changing colors and size
We are dumb
Mistake to mistake, but grand
False premises
Yeah, we're all mad
The moon is a Hologram
Our proof is strong
No one can tell us we're wrong
Xenon hardshell satellite projections
Government sponsored
The moon is a Hologram
You all under Government control
Won't make us sway
We've made up our minds
And when the truth gets told
You will all feel ashamed
No moon landings, just UFO sights
Soon come the masters
Who through thought control
Make you surrender
To lies you've been told
We are dumb
Mistake to mistake, but grand
False premises
Yeah, we're all mad
The moon is a Hologram
Our proof is strong
No one can tell us we're wrong
Xenon hardshell satellite projections
Government sponsored
The moon is a Hologram
And moon landings were a sham
No probes to planets, no space stations
(We are dumb)
We are dumb
(Mistake to mistake)
Mistake to mistake
(We're fans) who
Misunderstand
(False premises)
(False premises)
Logic nemesis
(KooK friends)
KooK friends
(The moon is a Hologram)
The moon is a Hologram
A light show, don't you know?
Our proof is strong
No one can tell us we're wrong
Xenon hardshell satellite projections
Government sponsored
The moon is a Hologram
T'was launched long ago
Martian technology
Until it started going bad
NASA gave it a go
Reverse-engineered it away
Spherical satellite tech was rad
Believe us
Believe us
That thing in the sky
Is manipulated by man
Changing colors and size
We are dumb
Mistake to mistake, but grand
False premises
Yeah, we're all mad
The moon is a Hologram
Our proof is strong
No one can tell us we're wrong
Xenon hardshell satellite projections
Government sponsored
The moon is a Hologram
You all under Government control
Won't make us sway
We've made up our minds
And when the truth gets told
You will all feel ashamed
No moon landings, just UFO sights
Soon come the masters
Who through thought control
Make you surrender
To lies you've been told
We are dumb
Mistake to mistake, but grand
False premises
Yeah, we're all mad
The moon is a Hologram
Our proof is strong
No one can tell us we're wrong
Xenon hardshell satellite projections
Government sponsored
The moon is a Hologram
And moon landings were a sham
No probes to planets, no space stations
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I remember as a kid the face on Mars at Cydonia in '76. But then the Mars Global Surveyor took a closer look decades later and no face, just a mesa! All light and shadow deception. Why do crazy people hang on when disproven? 5s!
by the light of the silvery... hologram... 5's
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