Song Parodies -> Stickin' with the Dime Slots
| Original Song Title: | "Hit Me With Your Best Shot" |
| Original Performer: | Pat Benatar |
| Parody Song Title: | "Stickin' with the Dime Slots" |
| Parody Written by: | Below Average Dave |
I'm at badave.com
We're going to the casino, Got a new technique
I'm gonna play it smart, get on a winning streak
Stake it out, figure out where to sit
Put in my cash, and then I'll pull it
Stickin' With the Dime slots
Because a dollar is way too much
Think I found the sweet spot
Winning today!
I don't care what you have won
On Roulette dear
I always sit over there
Push it now, its kinda plain
But all the other games are such a pain
Stickin' with the Dime Slots
You know that elsewhere I don't make squat!
Never win a whole lot. . .
Pull Anyway
Well you may call me a rookie but I disagree
I'm just sick and tired of the higher fees
Black Jack, Craps and all those other silly card games
Will take all your money and that's such a shame
Stickin' with the Dime slots
Pull on, Stickin' with the Dime slots
Add some cash to my pot
Pull it today!
Stickin' with the Dime slots
Don't really care if I win or not
I just hit the jack pot
Ten bucks today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm gonna play it smart, get on a winning streak
Stake it out, figure out where to sit
Put in my cash, and then I'll pull it
Stickin' With the Dime slots
Because a dollar is way too much
Think I found the sweet spot
Winning today!
I don't care what you have won
On Roulette dear
I always sit over there
Push it now, its kinda plain
But all the other games are such a pain
Stickin' with the Dime Slots
You know that elsewhere I don't make squat!
Never win a whole lot. . .
Pull Anyway
Well you may call me a rookie but I disagree
I'm just sick and tired of the higher fees
Black Jack, Craps and all those other silly card games
Will take all your money and that's such a shame
Stickin' with the Dime slots
Pull on, Stickin' with the Dime slots
Add some cash to my pot
Pull it today!
Stickin' with the Dime slots
Don't really care if I win or not
I just hit the jack pot
Ten bucks today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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*inserts coin, pulls handle* Down comes: 5 - 5 - Joker! (Not a voting option so I'll make that a 5 too). :-)
funny one...that's about the extent of my gambling, so i can relate
Thank you Peter and Alvin:)
Do you have change for 4 nickels? :-)
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