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Song Parodies -> "Traffic Jam (On The Interstate)"

Original Song Title:

"Crazy Train"

Original Performer:

Ozzy Osbourne

Parody Song Title:

"Traffic Jam (On The Interstate)"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Someone Move! Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep......

Refuising to go
Millions of vehicles
Stuck on the road

Somebody move!
It's not like I have
Hours to use!

Vehicles not moving
Driving me insane!
I'm stuck in a traffic jam on the Interstate....
I'm stuck in a traffic jam on the Interstate....

Guy on the radio
Must be a fool
He doesn't know they've blocked
The alternate routes

One guy's car up ahead
Must have got in a wreck
Wish I could beam out
Like this was "Star Trek"

Someone better move soon
I'm gonna go insane
I'm stuck in a traffic jam on the Interstate...
I'm stuck in a traffic jam on the Interstate...

I know that this is ridiculous...
We must be backed up 15 miles now....

Roadside decoration
That's what we've become
Nothing is moving
Except maybe the sun

Movin' a mile a year
Tell my wife I love her
And wish she was here...

Someone'll get their neck wrung
When I find out who's to blame
I'm stuck in a traffic jam on the Interstate...
I'm stuck in a traffic jam on the Interstate!

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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 12

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Jonathan C. - January 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Just the exact words I'm thinking whenever I get stuck on the Interstate.
Phil Alexander - January 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Very good parody - Phil
Anonymous Bob - June 12, 2006 - Report this comment
555. I liked it. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
David - August 16, 2007 - Report this comment
That is one of the best parody's ive herd in a long time. congrats! ;) Hey, do you mind if I use this for a band of mine call no song is safe? we do just what weird al dose, and im talking to some1 about a reacord deal.
David - October 17, 2007 - Report this comment

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