-> "You Can't Kill Rocky Road"
Original Song Title:
"You Can't Kill Rock and Roll"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"You Can't Kill Rocky Road"
The Lyrics
How many times can I eat the same stuff in this prison of life?
I need the truth, yet they stab me with lies cutting worse than a knife.
The things that I taste and the things that I’m told,
Well, they don’t really mesh too well.
Treats fill my mouth from the North to the South,
But they leave me cold.
And they don’t even know what they’re really talkin’ about.
And I can’t imagine what plain chocolate can achieve.
Leave me alone, don’t want your vanilla no more.
‘Cause rocky road is my religion and my law.
I’m gonna scarf until I barf.
You can’t kill rocky road, it’s here to stay.
Lookin’ at sugar cones, ice cream reflecting the future and past.
Promises, promises, trying to give me some flavors that won’t last.
How many times have I thrown up before?
Hey, I’ll probably throw up again.
Eatin’ some marshmallows, eatin’ almonds so mellow,
Feelin’ so full.
And they don’t even know what they’re really talkin’ about.
And I can’t imagine what plain chocolate can achieve.
Leave me alone, don’t want your vanilla no more.
‘Cause rocky road is my religion and my law.
I’m gonna scarf until I barf.
You can’t kill rocky road, it’s here to stay.
[guitar solo]
Even the treats that they give in the heat of the moment fall flat.
Ain’t it so obvious? Their lies are copious; those dirty rats.
The things they will do and the things they will say,
Stuff I can’t really comprehend.
Out of direction, I need an injection,
Can’t follow the trends.
And they don’t even know what they’re really talkin’ about.
And I can’t imagine what plain chocolate can achieve.
Leave me alone, don’t want your vanilla no more.
‘Cause rocky road is my religion and my law.
I’m gonna scarf until I barf.
You can’t kill rocky road, it’s here to stay.
Leave me alone, don’t want your vanilla no more.
‘Cause rocky road is my religion and my law.
I’m gonna scarf until I barf.
I want some rocky road in all my days.
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