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Song Parodies -> "Lazy Train"

Original Song Title:

"Crazy Train"

Original Performer:

Ozzy Osbourne

Parody Song Title:

"Lazy Train"

Parody Written by:

Nick Cheney

The Lyrics

Got bored one day and wrote this
Lazy, that's how my life goes
Millions of people who can't see their toes
Maybe its not too late
To get off the sofa and go lift some weights

Nutrisystem failing, driving me insane
I'm chillin on the couch on the lazy train
I'm chillin on the couch on the lazy train

I've took blame from family
I've listened to hobos
Just wanna be a gamer
That nobody knows
I think I'm conditioned to stay in the house, just making excuses to never come out

Fatty meals digesting, i'm a bitter shame
I'm sittin on the couch on the lazy train
I'm sittin on the couch on the lazy train

I know that exercise is wrong for me,
Just playing minecraft with the nerds
Yeah, yeah, yeah!

An heir of the fat wars, that's what i've become
Having all this blubber is not very fun

Lazy, I look like a bear
I'd go get a twinkie, but those are upstairs!

Microwave is beeping, someone call a crane
I'm getting off the couch on the lazy train
I'm getting off the couch on the lazy train

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 10

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 5   9

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Oz-Aus Fan - June 20, 2014 - Report this comment
Just bloody brilliant, mate! 'ave a coupla 5ers on me :))
Rob Arndt - June 21, 2014 - Report this comment
Best parody of the day- 555 calories and no exercise!!!
ouoytrack - June 27, 2014 - Report this comment
Omg... best parody ive seen in a while! Weird al got nothin on you dude

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