I'm on the plane, I'm leaving Rome
I'm heading for my London home
I found out there
Ants with superhuman strength
More than half an inch in length
Were everywhere

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So I said goodbye to Rome ants, yeah
Goodbye to flies, and roaches
Goodbye to all the pests
But how did they get
They get to that size?

I squished at least a thousand ants
That I found crawling in my pants
It made them itch
And twenty thousand roaches too
Stamped on and flushed down the loo
Ain't life a bitch?

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Now I need to run and hide
Because I feel insecticide won't touch them
What am I gonna do
What am I gonna do
So I have to take this chance
Goodbye to Rome and to its ants
And its roaches too
And its roaches too
I'm home now!

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And the insects here are small
No gigantic ones at all, I'm home
And no bugs on my behind
And I've left them all behind, I'm home

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