OH, LIFEGUARD!
Glug glug glug glug glug glug
Pant, pant, pant

Swimming, I'm kicking my feet
Striding so easy, and feeling so sweet
Oh man, I got too deep
I'm going right down
No locator to beep

One minute, I'm floating
Then the next, I'm down
The lifeguard isn't here, and I'm gonna drown
The lifeguard isn't here, and I'm gonna drown

I swim at the beaches, I swim at the pools
I smash through the boundaries*, I'm breaking the rules
But now I'm in trouble, and now I'm in pain
If you think I'm joking, then you'd be insane

Soaken wet, I'm screaming
Flapping here in pain
The lifeguard isn't here, and I've gone insane
The lifeguard isn't here, and I've gone insane

I know the beach is large, that's fine to me
You've got to come and get me out!
Get me out!

(Guitar solo)

Ocean's my graveyard, that what it's become
This water it chills me, I'm feeling so dumb
Crazy, I'm shocked, yet relieved
I'm swimming through water that's up to my knees

I guess I was dreaming
When I thought I drowned
The king of craziness I have just been crowned
The king of craziness I have just been crowned