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Song Parodies -> "Fart a Big Tune"

Original Song Title:

"Bark at the Moon"

Original Performer:

Ozzy Osbourne

Parody Song Title:

"Fart a Big Tune"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Fart a big tune

Stinks break from thy pants
Baking all the dead air shite
Van Camps (beans) are growling
Peas he burned to smell airtight
Then browns beans sound hoot! He’s cooking more
Lets one cook raw, then you’ll hear him

Fart a big tune

Leers sent—he’s torn them
Flurry of a fart brigade
Gas he has risen
Finger pulls could waft a quake
Blows out his beans he’s cooking roars
Listen in awe and youll hear him

Fart a big tune

Brayed bursts and airy “hymns”
Along with flames
Fanned out his grime mess, whoa! That’s wrong
An egg freep, burning smell—buns rolling some
Gut pow, he’s in tune to boom “end” songs (oh no)

Fouling up windows
Ripping out a ruder smell
Behind is revving
Tooting out amounts of smell

And when he farts boom! He’s cooking roars
Rips a “chainsaw” then you’ll hear him
Fart a big tune.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 8

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 4   0
 5   7

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Flatulator - April 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Yeah, baby! I'm a'gonna rip off a 555 for ya...
Christie Marie M - April 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Beans, Beans are good for your heart, the more you eat...well, you know the rest! Mighty, wind-breaking parody, Harry! So hilarious! Yeah, I can hear Ozzy Osbourne singing your parody! A total gas! 5's.
2Eagle - April 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Can you blister paint off walls - or light it?
Tommy Turtle - April 10, 2009 - Report this comment
This was a gas. DKTOS, but I trust 2Eagle on pacing, so for emitting this contribution to the genre and further fouling the AIR (AmIRight), my "gut" instinct is to pass you these Fives. Enjoy the aroma.
Harry - April 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Flatulator! Yeah, Baby (solo of farts instead of guitar) lol. oh, C.Marie...bart simpson's song lol! thanks...2Eagle: both! TT: farts can be musical, too! thanks. Security code: EWG--ewww gawd! haha!
Mark Scotti - April 11, 2009 - Report this comment
555 flatulents finding their way to you! I smell a hit(and hopefully, not a sh#t)...
Harry - April 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Mark. Smells like bean spirit...oops that's nirvana.

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