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Song Parodies -> "Farkin' at Noon"
Original Song Title:
"Bark at the Moon"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Ozzy Osbourne
Parody Song Title:
"Farkin' at Noon"
Parody Written by:
Rex Ungericht
The Lyrics
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Strange tale of violence (1)
Boater saved by cell phone light (2)
Summertime boiling (3)
Gotta train your girlfriend right (4)
Troiano found what he's looking for (5)
Ev-er-y day you will find me
Farkin' at noon
Death advertisements (6)
Where YOU gonna get a shave? (7)
Dinner in prison (8)
Got the wrong man in that grave (9)
She really knows what that book is for (10)
Ev-er-y day you will find me
Farkin' at noon
Farkin' at noon
You wanna jog with him? (11)
Dude, check your aim (12)
Because of squirrels your house is gone (gone) (13)
In Texas everyone can use a gun (14)
And here is the tale of "kung-fu dong" (so wrong) (15)
Biting on elbows (16)
Also don't ask them to spell (17)
Fourscore and seven (18)
Gotta teach your children well (19)
For all the laughs that I'm looking for
Ev-er-y day you will find me
Farkin' at noon
July to June
In a saloon
Farkin' at noon
Boater saved by cell phone light (2)
Summertime boiling (3)
Gotta train your girlfriend right (4)
Troiano found what he's looking for (5)
Ev-er-y day you will find me
Farkin' at noon
Death advertisements (6)
Where YOU gonna get a shave? (7)
Dinner in prison (8)
Got the wrong man in that grave (9)
She really knows what that book is for (10)
Ev-er-y day you will find me
Farkin' at noon
Farkin' at noon
You wanna jog with him? (11)
Dude, check your aim (12)
Because of squirrels your house is gone (gone) (13)
In Texas everyone can use a gun (14)
And here is the tale of "kung-fu dong" (so wrong) (15)
Biting on elbows (16)
Also don't ask them to spell (17)
Fourscore and seven (18)
Gotta teach your children well (19)
For all the laughs that I'm looking for
Ev-er-y day you will find me
Farkin' at noon
July to June
In a saloon
Farkin' at noon
I don't know how long these links will be valid, but here's the documentation behind the parody:
(1) Landlord attacked with rusty hatchet
(2) Light of cell phone used to rescue boater
(3) Alabama OKs utility option to cut air conditioner
(4) Woman thrown off bridge to teach her a lesson
(5) Troiano admitted to viewing porn on town laptop
(6) Mind not advertising for assassins on state media?
(7) Teacher asks students to shave his face
(8) Alabama sheriff jailed over food
(9) Funeral firm buries wrong man
(10) Shoplifting mother caught with parenting book
(11) Naked jogging just happens
(12) Robber sprays himself with pepper spray
(13) Squirrels start house fire
(14) 2 dead in city's third justified shooting
(15) Naked man arrested at WalMart looking for martial arts fight
(16) Man bite's woman's elbow to get car keys
(17) Florida adults lack basic reading skills
(18) Handwritten Gettysburg Address on display
(19) Conduct at Chuck E. Cheese described as madness
(1) Landlord attacked with rusty hatchet
(2) Light of cell phone used to rescue boater
(3) Alabama OKs utility option to cut air conditioner
(4) Woman thrown off bridge to teach her a lesson
(5) Troiano admitted to viewing porn on town laptop
(6) Mind not advertising for assassins on state media?
(7) Teacher asks students to shave his face
(8) Alabama sheriff jailed over food
(9) Funeral firm buries wrong man
(10) Shoplifting mother caught with parenting book
(11) Naked jogging just happens
(12) Robber sprays himself with pepper spray
(13) Squirrels start house fire
(14) 2 dead in city's third justified shooting
(15) Naked man arrested at WalMart looking for martial arts fight
(16) Man bite's woman's elbow to get car keys
(17) Florida adults lack basic reading skills
(18) Handwritten Gettysburg Address on display
(19) Conduct at Chuck E. Cheese described as madness
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A little too sophisticated in the concept, there, Rex...once those links die, there won't be anything remarkable to this.
I know, but sometimes ideas get stuck in your head and you just gotta do 'em. :-)
Sir RexyLeRoi, there is nothing quite like a Boot stompin', Wrangler wearin', Truck drivin', good old Sparkin' Cowboy!
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