Mr. Sasquatch, what goes on in your head?
Mr. Sasquatch, is your brain made of lead?
You send us to the office
For no reason at all
Oh, your teaching is tragic
I hit my head on the wall

Mr. Sasquatch, oh, your teaching is poor
Mr. Sasquatch, don’t try anymore
Trying to teach a geometry class, an English teacher
He can’t teach, it’s no secret
Being in his class makes me hurt

(Guitar solo)

Mr. Sasquatch, go get kicked by a horse
Mr. Sasquatch, yeah, I mean it (of course)
Trying a subject that’s not basic
I hear the idiot’s call
Oh, teaching something you don’t know
Yeah, I’m banging my head on a wall

(Guitar solo)

Does your brain have a dent?
I want to know if it’s got a dent
I want to know
I want to know if it’s got a dent, yeah!

(Outro)