All aboard! Ha ha ha ha ha...

Tiny, and it's not real wide
Dozens of children waiting to ride
Maybe the line's not too long
I'll find me a seat
And suffer through kid's songs

Little kids are waiting
Waiting in the rain
I'm cramping up in seats of a tiny train
I'm cramping up in seats of a tiny train

I've listened to teachers
I've sit next to twins
One person tells us to
To keep our arms in
A driver conducts it to move and to roll
The train it starts moving when you pay the toll

Little kids still screaming
Driving me insane
I'm cramping up in seats of a tiny train
I'm cramping up in seats of a tiny train

I know this thing is way too small for me
But I just had to take a ride
Yeah-eehh-eehh

Trapped with a school group
It must be my fate
Six to a small car, I cannot sit straight
Tiny, I just cannot bear
I'm riding with someone that's pulling my hair

Little kids are screaming
The tunnel is to blame
I'm cramping in the seats of a tiny train