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Song Parodies -> "Mr. Critic"

Original Song Title:

"Mr. Crowley"

Original Performer:

Ozzy Osbourne

Parody Song Title:

"Mr. Critic"

Parody Written by:

Joe Melchionne

The Lyrics

I wrote this for Mr. Critic, who was kind enough to rip my first parody to shreds, but please take this with a dose of humor, Mr. Critic.
Mr. Critic
Mr. Critic, I take umbrage with what you said
Mr. Critic, You are a dodo head
Your critical style is to bash it
You miss the point of it all
You're a fool who is really quite tragic
You're fated for a fall
Mr. Charming, shoveling his manure
Mr. Alarming, won't you shovel some more
Mr. Alarming, you need pantyhose support
Critiquing parodies that were written just for this site
Creativity married to genius
And spattered with mirth

Mr. Critic, won't you make love to a golf course?
Mr. Critic, its metaphoric of course
Critiquing a parody that is fantastic
Are you the king of it all?
Frustrating when you have no talent
A frustrated writer with his back to the wall

Was it jealously sent?
I want to know what you meant
I want to know
I want to know what you meant, yeah!

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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.8
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 5

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Mr Critic - October 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey Joe, this was actually quite good! I should rip you more often, you've picked your game up!! 454

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