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Song Parodies -> "Ice Cream Man"
Original Song Title:
"Iron Man"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Ozzy Osbourne
Parody Song Title:
"Ice Cream Man"
Parody Written by:
M.S.G
The Lyrics
IT'S THE ICE CREAM MAN
Have you seen his kind
Driving through the streets at times
Weather's hot as Hell
Drives to the tune, attracts all
As he passes by
Children stop and turn their heads
What kind would you like?
Why should I even care?
His van had broke down
Next to all the baseball fields
He gives popsicles
To us kids, so nice and kind
Our parents hate him
'Cause he's ripping us off
Planning our vengeance
Popsicles are not cold
Now the time is near
For Ice Cream Man to sense fear
Us kids in 3rd grade
Filpped his van over today
All of us beat him
While we burned his hair
Showing our hatred
Will he get his revenge?
Ice cream he has made
Waffle cones were full of lead
Running as fast as they can
Ice Cream Man comes again
Have you seen his kind
Driving through the streets at times
Weather's hot as Hell
Drives to the tune, attracts all
As he passes by
Children stop and turn their heads
What kind would you like?
Why should I even care?
His van had broke down
Next to all the baseball fields
He gives popsicles
To us kids, so nice and kind
Our parents hate him
'Cause he's ripping us off
Planning our vengeance
Popsicles are not cold
Now the time is near
For Ice Cream Man to sense fear
Us kids in 3rd grade
Filpped his van over today
All of us beat him
While we burned his hair
Showing our hatred
Will he get his revenge?
Ice cream he has made
Waffle cones were full of lead
Running as fast as they can
Ice Cream Man comes again
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